I I know how to tie
Every kind of knot
Except one
Its so hard
The greatest knot of all
So flexible and strong
But I do something wrong
I know the Bowline
Sheepshank
and the Double Overhand
but the Truckers Hitch
I just dont understand
Lets do the Truckers Hitch
the Truckers Hitch
I I really like to sail
Just the sea
the wind and me
But whenever
I adjust my sail
Try to loosen it up
while I'm docking my boat
I fail
I know the Square Knot
The Clove Hitch
The Double Shoelace Bow
but The Truckers Hitch
is all I need to know
Lets do the Truckers Hitch
the Truckers Hitch
Lets do the Truckers Hitch
the Truckers Hitch
People of the world
The time has come
to tie this knot once and for all
Bonitas
Show me the ropes
On every dance floor across the world
Lets do the Truckers Hitch
Are you ready
Lets tie this knot
Tie tie tie tie tie
This is how you do it
Bring it up
Check the rope
Spin around
On the neck
Whip it whip it
Take it home
Bring it up split it now
Shoulder now make a loop
Pull it feed it push it through
Up stretch down again
In the face and prepare
Lift pull bring it round
Thigh tie tighten tie
Kick the heel
Swivel time
Round round back to knot
Cmon
Pull the loop
Down and through
Pull again
Lift the hand
Through the loop
Make a stitch
Now you got your Trucker's Hitch