They`re amazing don`t you think
So incredibly talented
So many hits on YouTube
So many things to live up to
They`re amazing don`t you think
My two older brothers
They`ve had a wonderful career
But I was never asked to join them
Oh God, how can it be?
Those assholes did not ask me?
I will never be a star
I will never ever do a concert
Never perform with an audience
I`ll never stand alone on stage
I wouldn`t have the nerves to do it
Guess I would fuck it up anyway
I will never be a star
I have some tricks up my sleeve
How I wish that I can show them
I spin a pen around my thumb
And then I grab it with my index
I want to show it
But I know I can`t
Cause the live audience
Gives me nerves Here I stand
I tremble I sweat, shivers run down my spine
As I stretch out my arm and prepare
That`s why I`ll never be a star
I wouldn`t know how to move my body
I would be stiff as a traffic light
I will never be a star
I wouldn`t know how to top the chorus
With lots of smoke going everywhere
I will never be a star
You better believe it
Cause I mean it
I will never be
I will never be a star