Master Of The House

Sacha Baron Cohen, Helena Bonham Carter & Cast
등록자 : .

THENARDIER
Welcome, M'sieur
Sit yourself down
And meet the best
Innkeeper in town
As for the rest,
All of 'em crooks
Rooking their guests
And cooking the books.
Seldom do you see
Honest men like me
A gent of good intent
Who's content to be

Master of the house
Doling out the charm
Ready with a handshake
And an open palm
Tells a saucy tale
Makes a little stir
Customers appreciate a bon-viveur
Glad to do a friend a favor
Doesn't cost me to be nice
But nothing gets you nothing
Everything has got a little price!

Master of the house
Keeper of the zoo
Ready to relieve 'em
Of a sou or two
Watering the wine
Making up the weight
Pickin' up their knick-knacks
When they can't see straight
Everybody loves a landlord
Everybody's bosom friend
I do whatever pleases
Jesus! Won't I bleed 'em in the end!

THENARDIER & CHORUS
Master of the house
Quick to catch yer eye
Never wants a passerby
To pass him by
Servant to the poor
Butler to the great
Comforter, philosopher,
And lifelong mate!
Everybody's boon companion
Everybody's chaperone

THENARDIER
But lock up your valises
Jesus! Won't I skin you to the bone!

Food beyond compare
Food beyond belief
Mix it in a mincer
And pretend it's beef
Kidney of a horse
Liver of a cat
Filling up the sausages
With this and that

Residents are more than welcome
Bridal suite is occupied
Reasonable charges
Plus some little extras on the side!

Charge 'em for the lice
Extra for the mice
Two percent for looking in the mirror twice
Here a little slice
There a little cut
Three percent for sleeping with the window shut
When it comes to fixing prices
There are a lot of tricks he knows
How it all increases
All those bits and pieces
Jesus! It's amazing how it grows!

MME. THENARDIER
???
???
???
Have you seen what's happened since?
`Master of the house?'
Isn't worth me spit!
`Comforter, philosopher'
- and lifelong shit!
Cunning little brain
Regular Voltaire
Thinks he's quite a lover
But there's not much there
What a cruel trick of nature
Landed me with such a louse
God knows how I've lasted
Living with this bastard in the house!

THENARDIER & CHORUS
Master of the house.

MME. THENARDIER
Master and a half!

THENARDIER & CHORUS
Comforter, philosopher

MME. THENARDIER
Ah, don't make me laugh!

THENARDIER & CHORUS
Servant to the poor. Butler to the great.

MME. THENARDIER
Hypocrite and toady and inebriate!

THENARDIER & CHORUS
Everybody bless the landlord!
Everybody bless his spouse!

THENARDIER
Everybody raise a glass

MME. THENARDIER
Raise it up the master's arse.

ALL
Everybody raise a glass to the master of the house!

그외 검색된 가사들

가수 노래제목  
Sacha Baron Cohen, Helena Bonham Carter, Les Miserables Cast Master Of The House  
Sacha Baron Cohen I Like To Move It  
Sacha Baron Cohen The Contest(Highlights version)  
Sacha Baron Cohen 외 2명 Master Of The House  
Sacha Baron Cohen 외 2명 The Contest (Highlights Version)  
Helena Bonham Carter Tears To Shed  
Helena Bonham Carter, Johnny Depp My Friends  
Johnny Depp, Helena Bonham Carter My Friends  
Edwards Sanders, Helena Bonham Carter Not While I'm Around (Highlights Ver.)  
Helena Bonham Carter Poor Thing(Highlights version)  
Edwards Sanders, Helena Bonham Carter God, That's Good!  
Edward Sanders, Helena Bonham Carter Not While I'm Around (Highlights Version)  
Edward Sanders, Helena Bonham Carter God, That's Good!  
Helena Bonham Carter, Johnny Depp By the Sea (Highlights Ver.)  
Johnny Depp, Helena Bonham Carter By the Sea (Highlights Version)  
Helena Bonham Carter The Worst Pies In London (Highlights Ver.)  
Johnny Depp, Helena Bonham Carter A Little Priest (Highlights Version)  
Johnny Depp, Helena Bonham Carter Wait (Highlights Version)  
Helena Bonham Carter The Worst Pies in London (Highlights Version)  

관련 가사

가수 노래제목  
Sacha Baron Cohen, Helena Bonham Carter, Les Miserables Cast Master Of The House  
Sacha Baron Cohen I Like To Move It  
Sacha Baron Cohen The Contest(Highlights version)  
Helena Bonham Carter The Worst Pies in London(Highlights version)  
Helena Bonham Carter Tears To Shed  
Helena Bonham Carter Poor Thing(Highlights version)  
Helena Bonham Carter The Worst Pies In London (Highlights Ver.)  
Helena Bonham Carter The Worst Pies in London (Highlights Version)  
Helena Bonham Carter Bibbidi-Bobbidi-Boo (The Magic Song) (From "Cinderella"/Soundtrack Version)  
Sacha Baron Cohen 외 2명 Master Of The House  




가사 수정 / 삭제

댓글목록

등록된 댓글이 없습니다.