Kiss my ass cause I’m American
Don’t care if gas hit eleven bucks or more
I drive an SUV that could fit 14 of me
Kiss my ass Kiss my ass Kiss my ass
Oh this crazy world this crazy world
It’s a ticking time bomb
Any day could be the last
And then I gotta see
All my new 3d TV
Kiss my ass Kiss my big fat lazy ass
Kiss my ass
Tornadoes almost whipped out Alabama
Nuclear tsunami in Japan
I wonder if we’re heading for some kind of Armageddon
‘Cause I wanna watch it on the smart phone in my hand
And Kiss my balls
kiss his balls
Cause I don’t give a shit
About war about war or poverty
Yeah the world’s a fucking mess
And I could not care less
Cause I’ll be on my sofa playing wii
Caring
Kiss my ass
Sharing
Kiss my ass
Volunteering
Hahaha
Voting
Well actually voting is a really
important part of the democratic process
Cause if you don’t get out there and vote you know what ha?pens
You don’t find out who the winner is on American Idol
So Kiss my ass
Kiss his ass
Go ahead and pucker up
Go pucker up
Kiss my ass
It’s like the Blarney Stone
And I know it smells like crap
And there’s no app for that
Kiss my ass
It’s a blast
Kiss it slow
Kiss it fast
Kiss my skinny Irish Emmy losing ass
Kiss my big old ass