All my girlfriends are getting married
They're dyin' to be brides
they're dressing in white
they're dropping like flies
All my girlfriends are talking 'bout babies
They're popping 'em out and strolling around
get me out of this town
I ain't ready for a new last name
I don't wanna be nobody's ball and chain
A reason for a Friday night poker game
I don't wanna be another desperate housewife
Doing dirty laundry on a Saturday night
I don't wanna be somebody's
Baby bring me another Bud light
Whatever
All my girlfriends are getting married
They're dyin' to be brides they're dressing
in white they're dropping like flies
All my girlfriends are talking 'bout babies
They're popping 'em out and strolling
around get me out of this town
They're hitchin it up it's wearing me out
And tieing the not is all they're talking about
I'm so sick and tired of hearing their vows
This being maid of honor's keepin' me from makin' out
Cuz all my girlfriend's are getting married
Well I swear everytime I get my mama on the phone
She's telling me another good man got gone
Seems like every other dang weekend I'm going back home
Cuz all my girlfriends are getting married
They're dyin' to be brides they're dressing in white
they're dropping like flies
All my girlfriends are talking 'bout babies
They're popping 'em out and strolling
around get me out of this town
They're dyin' to be brides they're dressing in white
they're dropping like flies
All my girlfriends are getting married