Rita spits out her laurel leaf
And grabs a piece of my pie
She's gonna lead me up the mountain path
As the crows fly
Claudette's pretty quick off the mark
Like a Polaris missile in heat
She smiles at a hundred miles an hour
And rushes you off your feet
There's all these friends of mine
They've got me suffering
They don't take a line
They keep me pissing adrenalin
Ratty is nearly unique
Looks like a pre Raphaelite barb freak
Wears dangerous jewelery
Got a cast iron personality
Sandie wears an awful lot of silk
Says she's a friend of Mr Acker Bilk
She's going out of my mind
Wants to live on milk
There's all these friends of mine
I was musing on the pool outdoors
About foreign matters and fancy affairs
Betty trimmed my nails with pliers
While eating avocado pears
Norman's sobbing 'cause his make up's
Running away with itself
He's heading for an early grave
Scared to death about the state of his health
There's all these friends of mine