"What you mad now?
'Cause I done made it, laugh now!
You doin' bad now?
I thought you was a big timer!
You a trip nigga
You just a bunch a lip nigga
Why that shit so little and all the diamonds missin'?
Where the hood street shit?
Show me where the G shit
Where the gutter holes be and nobody gone see shit
Hit the purple main up, man I need a complete zip!
And if I catch you anywhere I can hit, you gettin' ripped
I had to meet her at the club
And I didn't even know her
I just looked her in her eyes
And I could tell that she was sober
That's a problem, bought some bottles
We started blowin' and pourin'
She got to bouncin' and twerkin', my dick it start gettin' hard
The lights and 'em got 'em movin' my shit it start glistening' hard
Told niggas that got to lookin' I'm muggin' them bitches hard
Already smoked about a half of that shit I was trippin' hard
So I made sure my niggas was straight
And kept her goin'
[Chorus]
First night! Watch this nigga do it every time
First night! Probably get to even let my nigga get a try
First night! Oh come on suck it I know it's your first time
First night! I just hit 'em and forget 'em I ain't lyin'! [Repeat: x 2]
Ugly hoes stand wide bad bitches come and talk to me
I don't really talk a lot a shit my appearance talk for me
I don't like relationships 'cause I dun really wanna fuss
I love me thighs and hips to grip when I be cuttin' some
Me, I'm quick to nothin' some
I know you clowns trippin' out
Until you find out that it's yo bitch mouth I'm talkin' bout
Real feel this shit 'cause
On the beach just chillin' out
Six puerto Rican hoochies just me, Boosie, and Rick Ross
Bet a hundred on that Saints game
Kinda pissed off I just lost
She ate nuts I cheered up
Nigga feel her this bitch soft
I call soon as you go to work
I leave right when you get off
I stay there when you ain't home
I'm the nigga behind them prank calls
I fuck hoes, I touch them, I'm out shit, I'm bout that
I count toes, I flow hoes, I slang hoes, these skank hoes
Head first, a for sure, and bread first, a no no
To the room after my show, don't wanna go then don't worry
[Chorus: x 2]
I met a cutie with a booty, and she was kinda groovy
She woulda gave it to me if I took her to the movies (Yup!)
Then I met Pam, straight out of Birmingham
She says she wasn't a fan but she did the whole fam (Yup!)
Can't forget Ashley, yea she get nasty
Chopped her on campus right before she changed classes (Yup!)
Freaks by the bundle, yea they act humble
But when they let the liquor in em, shit they will rumble
When I work that lumber, big cucumber
Hit you and forget you, you's a one hit wonder
When I work that lumber, big cucumber
Hit you and forget you, you's a one hit wonder
But if you work it good you can leave me your number
Hit the bedroom and make it shake like thunder
That girl ass phat but yours much more plumper
Girl don't waste a minute go on lemme hit it on that
[Chorus: x 2]
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