First grade (First grade)
Somebody tied you
to an ant pile (Ant pile)
And that wasn't
even the worst day (Uh-huh)
Back then you knew
I always liked you (Uh-huh)
We went to high school (Uh-huh)
And on the first day (First day)
You pushed me up
against the brick wall (Brick wall)
You pushed me up
against the locker (Uh-huh)
Said let's get home
before your mom does (Uh-huh)
Know what your mom does (Uh-huh)
She takes a different lover every day
She threw her wedding ring away
But you still love your momma,
don't you?
Daniella, she smokes so much nowadays
Sometimes a pipe,
but mostly Camels (Mostly Camels)
Sometime around eighth grade
remember our bodies were changing
You looked at me different
(In the middle of, in the middle of)
And help me like you nurse me
(In the middle of, in the middle of)
It started to feel different
(In the middle of, in the middle of)
And that was when you kissed me
(In the middle of, in the middle of)
Ninth grade (Ninth grade)
I picked you up
before the first date (First date)
You were allergic
to your entree (Oh-oh)
You couldn't do pasta (Oh-oh)
The movie was awful (Oh-oh)
I said, Let me get a redo
Anyway you wanna go
and you can pick it
I can meet you like
What's the worst thing
to happen next evening?
The tire burst, the fireworks
in the theater
The higher-ups will tell you
what you can't eat
Where you can't go, how to dress,
how to act decent
I've seen you fall to pieces
Seen you completely naked
There's no more ways
you can surprise me since you
Looked at me different
(In the middle of, in the middle of)
And help me like you nurse me
(In the middle of, in the middle of)
It started to feel different
(In the middle of, in the middle of)
And that was when you kissed me
(In the middle of,
in the middle of, ooh)