Couch Potato (Parody of "Lose Yourself" by Eminem)

Weird Al Yankovic
앨범 : Poodle Hat

Look - if you had - one shot - To sit on your lazy butt
And watch all the TV you ever wanted
Until your brain turned to mush
Would you go for it
Or just let it slip?
Yo - remote is ready
Eyes wide, palms are sweaty
There's Flintstones on the TV already
Wilma 'n' Betty
No virgin to channel surfin'
And I'm HD-ready
So I flip - garbage is all I'm getting
There's Simon Cowell
Who folks wanna disembowel
He opens his mouth
Always says something foul
They're dyin', wow
Wannabes are cryin' now
He votes 'em out
Time to throw in the towel!
Shows based on reality
Oh! The humanity
Oh! Ozzy's family
Sho' loves profanity
Whoa, the insanity
Oh, dogs that crap and pee
Home of depravity?
No, they live happily
Yo, plus Da Ali G Show
And Celebrity Mole
Oh, and there's Anna Nicole
She's scarin' me
"Look ma, no cavities!"
Oh, it's a station break
Better go out to the kitchen and microwave something
"You're gonna lose your mind watchin' TV"
They told me, they'd scold me
But I'd still tune in every show (show)
My cable gets C-SPAN, TV-Land and HBO
The Travel Channel, Discovery and Lifetime (yo)
"You're gonna lose your mind watchin' TV"
They told me, cajoled me
"Turn off those music videos!" (no!)
I'm gonna watch C-SPAN, TV-Land and HBO
The History Channel and QVC and Lifetime (yo)
"You're gonna..."
By butt is aching
As I watch NASCAR racing
That show about undertaking
Larry King
To 24 to Law & Order
The Weather Channel's boring like 60 Minutes' ancient reporters
Next up on E! True Hollywood Story
The rise and decline of 12 actors named Corey
Shows for next fall they've already been namin':
CSI: Boise and Touched By An Uncle both sound pretty lame 'n'
So does Everybody Tolerated Raymond
And King Of Queens jumped the shark the first minute
I can't believe Richard Simmons ain't in it
I'll move right on to 8 Simple Rules for Dating My Teenage Daughter
Then I bet I'll watch The Bachelorette followed by Welcome Back, Kotter
And the Muppet Show where they go "Mahna Mahna"
"You're gonna lose your mind watchin' TV"
They told me, they'd scold me
But I'd still tune in every show (show)
My cable gets C-SPAN, TV-Land and HBO
The Disney Channel and A&E and Lifetime (yo)
"You're gonna lose your mind watchin' TV"
They told me, cajoled me
But I still love Lisa Kudrow (drow)
I'm lookin' at C-SPAN, TV-Land and HBO
The Playboy Channel and Court TV and Lifetime (yo)
"You're gonna..."
Never missed Melrose Place or Lost In Space
I've seen each Amazing Race and Without A Trace
But I only watched Will & Grace one time, one day
Wish I hadn't, 'cause TiVo now thinks I'm gay
Oh, and Fear Factor I watched maybe a half hour
After that, felt like I needed a long shower
Network execs with naked ambitions
"Next week on FOX - watch lions eat Christians!"
Like to tie up those programming planners
Make 'em watch all of that junk till their heads explode just like "Scanners"
Leech-covered grub-eating fools on Survivor
Look, there's James Lipton discussing the oeuvre of Mr. Rob Schneider
And there's Gilligan and SpongeBob, plus there's MacGyver
And Jay Leno has got Madonna - hey, there's Luke Perry, on a
Special All-Pig-Latin episode of Drew Carey, wanna
Turn on E.T. 'cause I'm a gossip freak
And I gotta know who J. Lo is marryin' this week
A 30-second spot
Then we come back to "Are You Hot?"
I was plannin' on recording The Sopranos - I forgot
I love shows with or without a plot
I'll stare till my legs are numb, my eyes bloodshot
Because I only have got
One brain to rot
I'm gonna spend my life watching television a lot
"You're gonna lose your mind watchin' TV"
They told me, they'd scold me
But I'd still tune in every show (show)
My cable gets C-SPAN, TV-Land and HBO
The Sci Fi Channel and AMC and Lifetime (yo)
"You're gonna lose your mind watchin' TV"
They told me, cajoled me
"Turn off that Oprah Winfrey show!" (no!)
I'm got it on C-SPAN, TV-Land and HBO
The Learning Channel and MTV and Lifetime (yo)
"You're gonna..."
You can watch anything you want to, man

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"Weird Al" Yankovic The Weird Al Show Theme  
Weird Al Yankovic Whatever You Like  
Weird Al Yankovic My Own Eyes  
Weird Al Yankovic Inactive  
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Weird Al Yankovic When I Was Your Age  
Weird Al Yankovic Gump  
Weird Al Yankovic I Was Only Kidding  
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Weird Al Yankovic Couch Potato  
The Busters Couch Potato  
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The Script Lose Yourself (Eminem Cover)  
Ankor Lose Yourself (Eminem cover)  
Yankovic, "Weird Al" The Weird Al Show Theme  
Weird Al Yankovic A Complicated Song (Parody of "Complicated" by Avril Lavigne)  
"Weird Al" Yankovic The Weird Al Show Theme  
Weird Al Yankovic Ricky  




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