My name's Joe, I'm the CEO
Yeah, I'm the man makes the big wheels roll
I'm the hand on the green light switch
You get to famous
I get to be rich
Go get me a kid with a good-looking face
Bring me a kid can remember his place
Some hungry poet son of a bitch
He gets to be famous
I get to be rich
Or bring me a girl theyre always the best
You put em on stage and have em undress
Some angel whore who can learn a guitar lick
Hey, now thats what I call music
Yeah theyll come looking for money when the public gets bored
I will fight em with lawyers they could never afford
Yeah Ill make her look like a spoiled little bitch
She gets to be famous
I get to be rich
Or bring me a girl theyre always the best
You put em on stage and have em undress
Some angel whore who can learn a guitar lick
Hey, now thats what I call music
So burned out Johnny thinks the books are shifty
What goods that alkie to me when hes fifty
Well we could move catalog if hed only die quicker
Send my regards to the gig and a case of good liquor
He gets to be famous
I get to be rich
He gets to be famous
I get to be rich
My names Joe. Im the ceo
Im the man makes the big wheels roll.