The Lonely Island
앨범 : Incredibad
작사 : Akiva Schaffer
작곡 : Jorma Taccone

Hey girl I got somethin` real important to give you
So just sit down and listen
Girl you know we`ve been together
such a long long time
(such a long time)
And now I`m ready to lay it on the line
(Wooow)
You know it`s Christmas
and my heart is open wide
Gonna give you something
so you know what`s on my mind
A gift real special, so take off the top
Take a look inside
it`s my dick in a box
Not gonna get you a diamond ring
That sort of gift don`t mean anything
Not gonna get you a fancy car
Girl ya gotta know you`re my shining star
Not gonna get you a house in the hills
A girl like you needs somethin` real
Wanna get you somethin` from the heart
Somethin` special girl
It`s my dick in a box,
my dick in a box babe
It`s my dick in a box,
my dick in a box girl
See I`m wise enough to know
when a gift needs givin` (yeah)
And I got just the one,
somethin` to show ya that you are second to none
To all the fellas out there with ladies to impress
It`s easy to do just follow these steps
1: Cut a hole in a box
2: Put your junk in that box
3: Make her open the box
And that`s the way you do it
It`s my dick in a box...
my dick in a box babe
It`s my dick in a box,
my dick in a box girl
Christmas; dick in a box
Hanukkah; dick in a box
Kwanzaa; a dick in a box
Every single holiday a dick in a box
Over at your parent`s house a dick in a box
Mid day at the grocery store a dick in a box
Backstage at the CMA`s a dick in a box
(yeah-wow-wow-wow-wow-wow)
a dick in a box..