Water Cooler Suicide

The Last Felony
앨범 : Too Many Humans

That's how I want it to end. A footnote on the back of a crappy newspaper. A short report by some faggot with a bad combover on the morning news. Something everyone would discuss that day at work and start their day off thinking about the uselessness of their own existence: a real water cooler suicide. If you want to be remembered, you have to go out with a bang. People judge a story solely on it's ending. You have to give them what they want: blood, sex, and controversy. the more embarrassing, the better! Most people can't remember the singer from INXS' name, but we all know he was found in a hotel room, hanging from his own belt with his limp dick in hand. As a result of an overzealous game of autoerotic asphyxiation. If he only managed to cum just a bit faster, he might still be alive today. And we'd probably all have completely forgotten about him by now. He has attained the status of a legend through one final disgusting, self-gratifying, quasi-suicidal, carnal act. It doesn't matter what you accomplish in life, as long as you give them something to talk about when you die. I want to be remembered for one single stupidity I committed, and forgotten for who I really was.

그외 검색된 가사들

가수 노래제목  
박선주 위험한 게임 (자살.Suicide.Le suicide)  
Low Pop Suicide Suicide Ego  
The Last Felony Most Unclean  
The Last Felony Televisionary  
The Last Felony Quandary  
The Last Felony Do Not Defend Me  
Dokken Felony  
The L.O.X. Felony Niggas  
Dokken FELONY  
Jayo Felony J.A.Y.O.  
The Last Felony Too Many Humans  
quicksand It would be cooler if you did  
Triumvirat Cooler  
Cooler Kids E Is For Everybody  
The Last Felony No One Would Notice If You Died  
Jayo Felony The Loc is on his own  
The Last Felony Overrated Existence  
LOX Felony Niggas  
The Crookes The Cooler King  

관련 가사

가수 노래제목  
The Last Felony We Are Future Housing Developements For Maggots  
The Last Felony Too Many Humans  
The Last Felony No One Would Notice If You Died  
The Last Felony Do Not Defend Me  
The Last Felony Quandary  
The Last Felony Most Unclean  
The Last Felony Overrated Existence  
The Last Felony Televisionary  
Dokken FELONY  
Dokken Felony  




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