Small dreams
Small town
I'm glad I'm not still around
'Cause the townies don't grow
They just stay the same
They just wanna relive that high school fame
And that was always something that scared me that these could be the best days I'd ever see
But if those were your glory days, well, I'm glad I wasn't around
Yeah, if those were your glory days, you must be real shitty now
Pickup trucks
Small town racists
They get DUI's and they plead their cases on a Saturday night
That's what you do
Dirt bikes
Choko jackets
Mediocre athletes who never had it
But you got a Fox Racing tattoo
If those were your glory days, I'm glad I wasn't around
If those were your glory days, you must be real shitty now
You got married straight outta high school
The prettiest girl, but she'll never love you
She gained a hundred pounds and so did you
Now drinking just doesn't hack it
All your friends left town or got bad drug habits
Please don't have any kids
We don't need more o' you