Don't bother going to class
'cause nobody cares if you cut.
And it's not smart to experiment
With Ben Gay on your nuts.
If you ask her out and she says maybe
What she really means is no way.
And if you try to jerking off
behind the back stop
The team will be playin' that day.
Oh YeAh!
Chorus ---->
These are the things
I wish I knew...
These are the things
I wish I knew...
in high school
yeaaaah
These are the thingggs
I wish I knew in high school
Don't call the head jock a fag
Even if it's true,
And don't hold out for that one special girl
'cause she'll never have sex with you.
No Way!
Chorus
*guitar solo type thing*
Don't let 'em see you cryin
No matter how it hurts
And nobody ever got laid
'cause they were wearing a Rush t-shirt
Chorus