Tonight will be the last night of my record breakingly successful run
in the lead role of the greatest play of the century
Unprecedentedly warm praise from critics and public alike
has met my portrayal of a man at his desk who gives a damn
Oh, oh, oh, if I could only see the clear blue sky from my office window
Oh, oh, then it would only take a steel grey day and I'd take my bow
I'd like to thank all my friends and fans for always pushing me to soldier on
So one last time for the cameras, my greatest soliloquy
Oh, oh, oh, if I could only see the clear blue sky from my office window
Oh, oh, then it would only take a steel grey day and I'd take my bow
To whom it may concern
I'd like to nominate myself to receive and award
As a small symbol of recognition for my body of work
A lifetime of selling my body to pay the bills
But my heart and my mind are mine
Mine, you will not win this war
This is just a battle
Oh, oh, oh, well, I've surrendered you my physical attendance here
But no, no, no, you will not take my soul
Lest we forget why I'm sitting here
My letter to the Human Resources Department said
You started a war so you'll get what you started
I'm only working here cause I need the fucking money