We are the Village Green
Preservation Society
God save Donald Duck
Vaudeville and Variety
We are the Desperate Dan
Appreciation Society
God save strawberry jam
and all the different varieties
Preserving the old ways
from being abused
Protecting the new ways
for me and for you
What more can we do
We are the Draught Beer
Preservation Society
God save Mrs. Mopp and good
Old Mother Riley
We are the Custard Pie
Appreciation Consortium
God save the George Cross
and all those who
were awarded them
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We are the Sherlock Holmes
English Speaking Vernacular
Help save Fu Manchu
Moriarty and Dracula
We are the Office Block
Persecution Affinity
God save little shops
china cups and virginity
We are the Skyscraper
condemnation Affiliate
God save tudor houses
antique tables and billiards
Preserving the old ways
from being abused
Protecting the new ways
for me and for you
What more can we do
We are the Village Green
Preservation Society
God save Donald Duck
Vaudeville and Variety
We are the Desperate Dan
Appreciation Society
God save strawberry jam
and all the different varieties
We are the Village Green
Preservation Society
God save Donald Duck
Vaudeville and Variety
We are the Village Green
Preservation Society
God save Donald Duck
Vaudeville and Variety
We are the Village Green