A Fine Romance
Lyrics by Dorothy Fields. Music by Jerome Kern.
Transcribed from Ella Fitzgerald, Louie Armstrong recording.
A fine romance, with no kisses,
A fine romance, my friend this is.
We should be like a couple of hot tomatoes,
But you`re as cold as yesterday`s mashed potatoes.
A fine romance, you won`t nestle,
A fine romance, you won`t wrestle.
I might as well play bridge
With my old maid aunts,
I haven`t got a chance,
This is a fine romance.
A fine romance, with no kisses,
A fine romance, my friend this is.
We two should be like clams in a dish of chowder,
But we just fizz like parts of a Seidlitz powder.
Yes, a fine romance, with no glitches,
A fine romance, with no bitches.
You`re just as hard to land as the `Isle de France,`
I haven`t got a chance,
This is a fine romance.
A fine romance, my good fellow,
You take romance, and I`ll take jello.
You`re calmer than the seals
In the Arctic Ocean;
At least they flap their fins
To express emotion.
A fine romance with no quarrels,
With no insults and all morals.
I`ve never mussed the crease
In your blue serge pants,
I never get the chance,
This is a fine romance.
Yes, a fine romance, my dear duchess,
Two old fogeys, who need crutches.
True love should have the thrills that a healthy crime has,
But we don`t have the thrills that
the march of time has (Ba-ba-da-day!).
A fine romance, my good woman,
My strong, age in the wood woman,
You never give the orchids I sent a glance.
No, you like cactus plants (ha ha),
This is a fine romance.
A fine romance, my dear duchess,
Two old fogeys, who need crutches.
Ella: True love should have the thrills that a healthy crime has.
You know, Louis, we don`t have half
the thrills that the march of time has.
Louis: You telling me; fine romance, my very good woman,
My strong, aged in the wood woman,
You never give the orchids I sent a glance,
Ella: No I prefer cactus plants,
Both: This is a fine romance