Hey you kids!
Cut that crap out!
Hey come back here!
I know who your parents are!
You wouldn't do this if Nixon was in the white house!
Come on! I'm the walrus, dammit!
A young Watoosi watches 'I Love Lucy'
And I think 'what can this mean?'
A goat goes to school
And makes us look like fools
And I think 'what can this mean?'
They call me the walrus!
They call me the walrus!
They call me the walrus!
They call me the walrus!
Sold my niece to Edwin Meese
And I wonder what life's about
We talked of tires
While your dog caught fire
And I wonder what life's about
They call me the walrus!
They call me the walrus!
They call me the walrus!
They call me the walrus!
YEAH! SOMETIMES I'M LYING IN BED
And I wonder what would happen if Nancy Sinatra suddenly freaked out
drives and drinks and decides she doesn't want to sing 'These Boots are
Made for Walking' any more and all she ever wanted to do for the rest of
her natural life was hum the theme from S.W.A.T.
They call me the walrus!
They call me the walrus!
They call me the walrus!
They call me the walrus!
Poke out your eyes
And move to Portland
Kill your wife
And move to Portland
Burn down your home
And move to Portland
Come on everybody!
We're movin' to Portland
They call me the walrus!
They call me the walrus!
They call me the walrus!
They call me the walrus!
Yeah I am the walrus!