May I have your attention please?
May I have your attention please?
Will the real slim shady please shut up?
I repeat, will the real slim shady please shut up?
We're gonna have a problem here.
Y'all act like you never heard a white person before.
His rhymes are bore, punk kids trying to be hard core (Yo! What's up??)
Marshall Mather is back worse than before
Making us snore, whining in the microphone
It's the return of the oh wait, no wait, you're a fool.
You didn't pay money for this CD did you?
And Dr, Dre did everything you idiot, without Dre's defense you're as good as dead.
World's had enough of Eminem (Jiggy Jiggy)
Even his girlfriend's cheating on him.
Look at him, walking around living off Dre, acting so cool, but he's really kind a weak though.
Little twit blasts me on his new cd
Why? Cause I turned him down for a date (heehee)
As for the question of who came first, was it Carson DAly or was it Fred Durst?
I'm sorry Slim, but this is gonna hurt, They both came closer than you ever will, jerk.
Your song is on my nerves, your song is on my nerves.
You're kind a lucky cause you got more fame than you deserve.
That is the message that I deliver to little kids
You can become famous and never know what talent is.
Of course they're gonna like you, of course they do
You're like a cartoon version of Ricky Schroder on Silver Spoons.
You ain't nothing but a product, packaged to be bought up
You know a year from now you won't be thought of.
So you write about dead anials and cannibals
And some day you'll stop dating dogs and date higher mammals.
And there's a million women just like me, that hink like me, that all can see that Slim Shady is just a boy dealing with puberty.
So if you agree, scream loudly with me!!
You're Slim Shady, yes you're the real shady
You sound like Peter Brady, you get quite irritating.
So won't the Real Slim Shady please shut up, please shut up, please shut up?
You're Slim shady, yes you're the real shady,
You sound like Peter Brady, you get quite irritating
So won't the real slim shady please shut up, please shut up please shut up!!!!!!!