What ever happened to twin sets
What ever happened to Hi Fi
What ever happened to TV sex
What ever happened to you and I
Your passion is a product
Of highlight and detail
That come hither look
Bonus offer retail
Whatever happened to pickup trucks
Whatever happened to yellow pages
Whatever happened to burning books
Whatever happened to new ages
Your emotions are cheap
Cut, price, cash and carry
You wear your heart on your sleeve
For any Tom, Dick or Harry
Your love is a cash in check
Oh, oh that's the way of all flesh
What ever happened to Chairman Mao
What ever happened to God above
What ever happened to the cow
What ever happened to plug in love
Your pasteurized life
So fit for consumption
Ooh, those undressing eyes
So strictly commercial
Your love is a cash in check
Oh, oh that's the way of all flesh
All flesh, all flesh