Mohair Lockeroom Pin-up Boys
Big C big H
Mash Mary name it
What a ride what a ride
You got me dizzy with that bullwhip
We clutched each other, the walls closed in
Don't bust my chops like Gungadin
We're coming home now (we're coming home now)
Diggety dig (diggety dig)
The old zippo bang (zippo bang)
Is what it is (what it is)
We got flip-flop rubber, gung-ho toys
The mohair lockeroom pin-up boys
Five years old, he loves the screen
Kissing with tongues and margarine
Fast and loose in
Just one thing
Fast and loose
In everything
They sit around and laugh all day
Make paree and draw their pay
We're coming home now (we're coming home now)
Diggety dig (diggety dig)
The old zippo bang (zippo bang)
Is what it is (what it is)
We got flip-flop rubber, gung-ho toys
The mohair lockeroom pin-up boys
Pool's not in
But the patio's dry
A shameful waste
We don't know why
I can lift weights
What the hell
My little girl just
Thinks I'm swell
No back-slapping daddy-o
Ran the caddy up to 9-0
We're coming home now (we're coming home now)
Diggety dig (diggety dig)
The old zippo bang (zippo bang)
Is what it is (what it is)
We got flip-flop rubber, gung-ho toys
The mohair lockeroom pin-up boys
We're coming home now (we're coming home now)
Diggety dig (diggety dig)
The old zippo bang (zippo bang)
Is what it is (what it is)
We got flip-flop rubber, gung-ho toys
The mohair lockeroom pin-up boys