Who's the queen of the locker room
Who's the cream of the crop
Well Joey took her to the matinee
Said God she wouldn't stop
Holy muscle of love
My heart's a muscle
Well I must have come to that crazy age
Where everything is hot
'Cause I don't know if the things I'm thinking
Are normal thoughts or not
Holy muscle of love
Well I got a muscle of love yeah
I read dad's books like I did before
Now things are crystal clear
Lock the door in the bathroom now
I just can't get caught in here
Holy muscle of love
Well I got a muscle of love
Holy muscle of love
I got a muscle of love
Holy muscle of love
My heart's a muscle of love
Holy muscle of love
Well I got a muscle of love
Yeah yeah yeah
Must be a gift from above
Yeah yeah yeah
Hallelujah