[Featuring Dr. Dre]
Meet Eddie. 23 years old. Fed up with life and
the way things are going, he decides to rob a
liquor store. But on his way in, he has a sudden
change of heart. And suddenly, his conscience
comes into play...
Dre: Alright, stop! (Huh?) Now before you walk in the door
This liquor store and try to get money out the drawer
You better think of the consequence...(Who are you?)
I'm your motherfuckin' conscience
Em: That's nonsense. Go in gather the money
And run to one of your aunt's cribs
And borrow her damn dress and one of her blond wigs
Tell her you need a place to stay
You'll be safe for days if you shave ya legs
With Renee's razor blades
Dre: Yeah but if it all goes through like it's supposed to
The whole neighborhood knows you and they'll expose you
Think about it before you walk in the door first
Look at the store clerk, she's older than George Burns
Em: Fuck dat! Do that shit! Shoot that Bitch!
Can you afford to blow this shit? Are you that rich?
Why you give a fuck if she dies? Are you that bitch?
Do you really think she gives a fuck if you have kids?
Dre: Man don't do it. It's not worth it to risk it! (You're right!)
Not over this shit (Stop!) Drop the biscuit (I will!)
Don't even listen to Slim yo, he's bad for you
Em: You know what Dre? I don't like your attitude...
(scratch)
Meet Stan. 21 years old. After meeting a young girl
at a rave party, things start getting hot and heavy in
an upstairs bedroom. Once again, his conscience
comes into play...
Em: Now listen to me, while you're kissin' her cheek
Smearin' her lipstick, slip this in her drink
Now all you gotta do is nibble on this little bitch's earlobe...
Dre: Yo! This girl's only 15 years old
You shouldn't take advantage of her, that's not fair
Em: Yo, look at her bush...does it got hair? (Uh huh.)
Fuck this bitch right here on the spot bare
Til she passes out and she forgot how she got there..
Dre: Man, ain't you ever seen that one movie KIDS?
Em: No, but I seen a porno with Son Doobiest!
Dre: Shit, you wanna get hauled off to jail?
Em: Man, fuck that, hit that shit raw dog then bail...
(scratch)
Meet Grady. A 29 year old construction worker. After
coming home from a hard day's work, he walks in the
door of his trailer park home to find his wife in bed
with another man.
Dre: Alright calm down, relax, start breathin...
Em: Fuck that shit, you just caught this bitch cheatin'
While you at work she's with some dude tryin' to get off??!
Fuck slittin' her throat! CUT THIS BITCH'S HEAD OFF!!
Dre: Wait, what if there's an explanation for this shit?
Em: What? She tripped? Fell? Landed on his dick?
Dre: Alright Shady. Maybe he's right Grady.
But think about the baby before you get all crazy.
Em: Okay! Thought about it, still wanna stab her
Grab her by the throat, get the daughter and kidnap her?
That's what I did, be smart, don't be a retard
You gonna take advice from somebody that slapped DEE BARNES??!
Dre: What'chu say?
Em: What's wrong? Didn't think I'd remember?
Dre: I'm-a kill you motherfucker!
Em: Ah-aahh! Temper temper! Mr. Dre? Mr. N.W.A.?
Mr. AK comin' straight outta Compton ya'll better make way??!
How in the fuck you gon' tell this man not to be violent?
Dre: Cuz he don't need to go the same route that I went
Been there done that...aw fuck it...
What am I sayin'? Shoot 'em both Grady, where's your gun at?
(BANG! BANG!)