Life was a sitcom about America
We were always on our best behavior
Masturbating to lift
our immune systems
Eating less carbohydrates
than we wanted
I was only seventeen and a half
Now I know that the days
are getting hotter
Guilty pleasures are right
around the corner
Now I know that the nights
are getting colder
Guilty pleasures are
holding us together
Rise and shine
It’s a wonderful day
God did not exist
and yet he wanted to
You were hotter than a
cheap old laptop
Just like the ones we looted
from target together
Always and now darling forever
I was only seventeen and a half
Now I know that the days
are getting hotter
Guilty pleasures are right
around the corner
Now I know that
the nights are getting colder
Guilty pleasures are
holding us together
Rise and shine
It’s a wonderful day
Now I know that the days
are getting hotter
Guilty pleasures are right
around the corner
Now I know that
the nights are getting colder
Guilty pleasures are
holding us together
Rise and shine
It’s a wonderful day