Why's don't I tell you what it is?
I wen' out last nigh' and I got completely messed up
When I woke up this mornin'
Shoulda seen what I had inna bed wi' me, you wouldn't believe it
She looked up at me out of her blue and red bloodshot eyeball right in the middle of the twilight zone in the diner
She said
She said
[Refrain]
Woo ee ah ah!
Woo ee ah ah!
Woo ee ah ah!
Woo ee ah ah!
Wooooeeeeahhh!
[Verse 2]
She looks up at her and turns the head around like on The Exorcist
Looking down, my god
She looked at me, oh my god, out of her Los Angeles NFL professional football jersey
Looked up at me and my pulchritude
[Refrain]
She said
She said
She said
Woo ee ah ah!
Woo ee ah ah!
Woo ee ah ah!
Woo ee ah ah!
Wooooeeeeyahhhh!
[Verse 3]
I grabbed a hold of her inflatable breast
Took a big bite, and my dreams were ruined
I looked down at her on that pink and blue Oldsmobile seat
Took a hit on her CO2 drink
[Refrain]
She said
She said
Woo ee ah ah!
Woo ee ah ah!
Woo ee ah ah!
Yoo ee ah ah!
Wooooaaahhyahh!
And she said
She said
Woooo, it feel so goood!
Woo ee ah ah!
Woo ee ah ah!
Woo ee ah ah!
Woo ee ah ah!
Woo wooeeeeeyahhhh!
Yah yah yah!
Woo ee ah ah!
Woo ee ah ah!
Woo ee ah ah!
Woo ee ah ah!
Wooeeaa!