Hi it's me i'm bored again all is well i'm not insane i've been drunk for seven days everything is fine i made some friends broke the ice then i ate bread and cheese to gain some weight keep me warm everything's o.k. [chorus] it's me delivering psychosis over the phone to you i color your world blue ten thousand miles from you i'm sinking all alone treading new waters i miss my buoy the van smells like a dirty sock everyone has got the flu i'd rather be sick of you i'd rather be asleep [repeat chorus] when i get home the band will have it's first hit song you and i will buy some rings and a suburban home i'll bring home the bacon bits we'll make our parents grandparents i'll take you out the breakfast at night and then we’ll go to sleep