finally a card came, finally a card came
And I thought for a moment my luck had changed
But it was wrong
what happend
I opened it up and tears of self pity flooded my innocent eyes
finally my heart broke, finally my heart broke
For this is what it said
what did it say
And I quote
what did it say
you're a gee whiz baby and you're easy to pleez
And the lines on your face makes me week at the kneez
And if you looked like a lover I could handle you swell
But you're tough on my nerves with that peculiar smell
If you're looking for a valentine to love in your life
You're looking for a messiah
Hallelujah