Tight skirt t-shirts and quick Casanovas
Honeymooners middle schoolers sightseers high rollers
We’re all on the strip tonight bathin’ in the neon lights
Ohohohohoho Mama I’m two steps over the line
King of this plastic castle and I feel like dying
Minivans chrome wheels flip-flops and high heels
Prowlin’ down the asphalt red carpet sidewalks
A slice of the American dream five cherries on the slot machine
They give me high balls and free beer as long as I’m sitting here
With the sure things bad beats suckers and the wannabes
Who’s cold sweatin when the pot gets doubled
If you ain’t hustling you can bet you’re getting hustled
I wash my hands but they won’t come clean
Try to clear my head of the things I’ve seen
Take another shot of whiskey but this ain’t no dream
And I feel like I’ve been sold