You've just moved into your student house
You're from the school of hard knocks
You're in uni now
But the first room you see looks awful and it stinks
And the state of the whole place forces you to think
I was meant to move into my student house
But the last tenant hasn't started moving out
And the guy who takes my rent didn't force him to be swift
'Cause he's not a landlord He's the lord of the friggin sift
He's in it for the dough he's got a dark side because of it
If I call he won't find out what the problem is
Whenever we talked he was so withdrawn apart from
when he wanted to know how fast I deposited the cash
That's two months rent into his account
I have but has the goon done anything about the man that still sees this as a place to live
When he's squatting like a woman does taking a piss No
I spend my life taking similar answers
So I'm asking do I have to pay to live with this B******
Yes cause it's the middle of the night so we can't leave
No I could throw a tantrum or I could throw a party
Life has been so crazy but I've got a good feeling
So I wanna share it but I'm new to this
I wanna fill my cup
Lift it up to the ceiling
I don't really care who i do it with
So now you're on Facebook creating your event page
Nearly change your mind because you ain't got very many mates
Lose the doubts but it doesn't really matter
It's a student house
So there will definitely be crashes
That's what you tell yourself
Oh you're such a wise kid
You're throwing your first party and the whole world's invited
You don't want thieves you're only ready to meet the minglers
Cause people take advantage
Have you never been to Wimbledon
You said that they can make your event public
Now you've got two weeks to make sure there's enough drink
And when you come back from picking up a few stella's
The house really won't be big enough for two tenants Get It
But that's enough beer humor
Tomorrow can't come any sooner
The minute you wake up it's over
Like cricket from Avie on the sofa
Life has been so crazy but I've got a good feeling
So I wanna share it but I'm new to this
I wanna fill my cup
Lift it up to the ceiling
I don't really care who i do it with
I hope they all come through for me
Even if they don't reply
I don't do this sort of this usually
But I wanna know what it's like
I'll start the hype fam welcome
'Cause it doesn't happen over night
When I hit the parties I'll tell them show me yours and I'll show you mine
Life has been so crazy but I've got a good feeling
So I wanna share it but I'm new to this
I wanna fill my cup
Lift it up to the ceiling
I don't really care who i do it with