Oh lighten up Cogsworth
and let nature take its course
It's obvious there's a spark
between them
Yes yes But there's no harm
in fanning the flames
you know a little
Besides they must
fall in love tonight
if we ever expect
to be human again
Aaah human again
Human again
Yes think of what that means
I'll be cooking again
Be good-looking again
With a mademoiselle on each arm
When I'm human again
Only human again
Poised and polished and
gleaming with charm
I'll be courting again
Chic and sporting again
Which should cause sev'ral
husbands alarm
I'll hop down off the shelf
And tout de suite be myself
I can't wait to be human again
When we're human again
Only human again
When we're knickknacks
and whatnots no more
When we're human again
Good and human again
Ah cherie
won't it all be top-drawer
I'll wear lipstick and rouge
And I won't be so huge
Why I'll easily
fit through that door
I'll exude savoir-faire
I'll wear gowns I'll have hair
It's my prayer to be human again
When we're human again
Only human again
When the world once more
starts making sense
I'll unwind for a change
Really That'd be strange
Can I help it if I'm t-t-tense
In a shack by the sea
I'll sit back sipping tea
Let my early retirement commence
Far from fools made of wax
I'll get down to brass tacks
And relax
When I'm human again
So sweep the dust from the floor
Let's let some light in the room
I can feel I can tell
Someone might break the spell
Any day now
Shine up the brass on the door
Alert the dustpail and the broom
If all goes as planned
Our time may be at hand
Any day now
Open the shutters
and let in some air
Put these here and
put those over there
Sweep up the years
Of sadness and tears
And throw them away
We'll be human again
Only human again
When the girl fin'lly
sets us all free
Cheeks a-bloomin' again
We're assumin' again
We'll resume our long
lost joie de vivre
We'll be playin' again
Holiday'n again
And we're prayin' it's ASAP
We will push they will shove
They will whoosh fall in love
And we'll finally be human again
We'll be dancing again
We'll be twirling again
We'll be whirling around
with such ease
When we're human again
Only human again
We'll go waltzing those
old one-two-three's
We'll be floating again
We'll be gliding again
Stepping striding
as fine as you please
Like a real human does
I'll be all that I was
On that glorious morn'
when we're fin'lly reborn
And we're all of us human again