Now keep this to yourself but
My love plays games with me
I don't mean gin or monopoly
Strings me along like some
pet animal or other
Why do I play her game
When she can't even remember my name
Wish I could whistle like the
Big Sleep's famous lover
Hey there Bogart
Could you help me out
Talk to me Bogart
What is it all about
Hey there Bogart
Proud and brave and strong
Talk to me Bogart
What did I do wrong
Help me Bogart
If time and space allow
Talk to me Bogart
What would you do now
I have to tell you 'bout Chuck
He's indestructible
Well he is six and one half feet tall
And he's witty and pretty
and all American I'm afraid
She thinks that he's so smart
She doesn't know that
she's breaking my heart
Which I could wrestle like
Hollywood's favorite renegade
Hey there Bogart
Could you help me out
Talk to me Bogart
What is it all about
Hey there Bogart
Proud and brave and strong
Talk to me Bogart
What did I do wrong
Help me Bogart
If time and space allow
Talk to me Bogart
What would you do now
What did I do wrong help me Bogart
If time and space allow
Talk to me Bogart
What would you do now