Here's a little story
that I think you'll like
It's not about Shaq or Iron Mike
So buckle your seatbelts
it's gonna get choppy
And listen to the tale of the
time I fought Rocky
One day me and
all my friends were hangin'
Talkin' 'bout which of the girls
was most bangin'
Then one friend says
You know who's really tough
Rocky hit me home
the boxer Man
I said Yeah I know him
What about him He said
He's really tough No way man
I'm calling your bluff
I think that I can take him
and to prove my point
I'll challenge him in public
Yeah that's the joint
So the very next day
stayed true to my word
And I snuck on T V
so I could be heard
I said Rocky if you're out there
I think you're a nerd
And I'll lick you and
bury you like a dog turd
I got kicked out
but the candle was lit
'Cause the people had to know
if my claim was legit
It made the headlines
and I got the call
It was Rocky
and he wanted to brawl
We negotiated terms
and set the date
Then I went into training to add
some muscle weight
While I punched
on meat in a rickety shack
He was sippin' on wine
having models rub his back
At the weigh in
boy the tension was high
Me and Rock toe to toe
and eye to eye
I talked some trash
we got pulled apart
I shot him one last look to
strike fear in his heart
Skip ahead the big night
was finally here
My body was ripped
and my mind was clear
We entered the arena
to the roar of the crowd
People chantin' my name
I never felt so proud
Faced off once more
in the center of the ring
Touched gloves said a prayer
and the bell went ding
He hit me with a left and
shattered my face
And a right sent
my teeth all over the place
Then another great punch
caved in my eye socket
He broke my jaw
and my trainer yelled Stop it
But nobody heard him
and he crushed my ribs
Blood sprayed off my face
and onto some kids
They yelled out
More and Rocky obliged
I had to think of some way
to turn the tides
So I leaned back to hit him
with all of my might
Took a swing but he caught me
with a sucker punch right
Then a sucker punch left
and a sucker punch right
Then twenty two consecutive
sucker punch rights
He tore off my arms
and beat me with 'em
Then threw acid in my face which
obscured my vision
He kicked me in the leg and
fractured my shin
The bone splinters shot right
out of my skin
People barfed in the crowd
they were going insane
And Rocky punched
my nose bone into my brain
I was quivering and twitching
when I soiled my shorts
Then Rocky pissed on me
The doctor came out and
pronounced me dead
And that was the night I fought
Rocky