Heard that they said that
it's rainin men
But the offer that I make
it won't be made again
You don't have to write
you don't have to call
It's a one-time offer
for nothing at all
And there's no red tape
I don't make it hard
You don't need cash
money or a Master Card
I got easy terms
and a lay-away
But I need a quick decision
and I need it today
And if you find that
you don't like my ways
Well you can send me
back in 30 days
Now have you ever seen a
man with a guarantee
Well you're lookin at him now
cause the man is me
And if you don't believe
all the things I say
I'm certified prime
by the USDA
Now the name that I use
is DJ Run
And I'm a fast-talkin
slow-walkin number one
And if you don't believe
all the words I say
Then you're a natural born
fool who's got to be that way
I got a 50 rating and a 50 share
Every minute
every hour that I'm on the air
And when I come to town
I'm on a big marquee
It says DJ Run and me D.M.C.
And if you find that
you don't like my ways
Well you can send me
back in 30 days
A good job and lots of
money might not be enough
And to satisfy your needs
it may be rough
But I take some care and
treat you nice
And if it ain't sufficient once
I cold work it out twice
And if you find that
you don't like my ways
Well you can send me
back in 30 days
I'm gonna give you
everything that you ever need
If you need a pint of blood
then I'll even bleed
If you're lookin for a car
I will buy you two
And if you're lookin for a pet
I'll buy a kangaroo
If you need a vacation
we can fly the world
And you'll know I'll never
look at another girl
I'm a single-minded man
and my mind is set
You're the lady of the '80s
that I'm gonna get
And if you find
you don't like my ways
Well you can send me
back in 30 days