Santa's getting ripped and he's lost some weight
He's on a low carb diet and he's looking great.
He´s got a sack full of rubbers and you better believe
The ladies will be screaming on Christmas Eve!
He delivers the sexy and he never fails
The rest of the year he works at Chippendales!
Sexy sexy Santa!
He´s got a bitchin´ sled and some rock-hard abs
(He's) Sexy sexy Santa!
He knows you´ve been naughty cause he´s keepin´ tabs!
In the back of his sleigh he´s got some hoe hoe hoe´s
They´re lickin´ eggnog drippin´ from his firehouse
He traded little Prancer for an exotic dancer
Yeah you can see his North Pole if you look at his pants-a!
He´s got a bitchin´ red suit and he´s totally buff
He´ll come to your house if you got a stocking to stuff!
Sexy sexy Santa
He´s kissin´ girls under the camel toe
(He's) Sexy sexy Santa
The elves are all horny and they´re snortin´ blow!
Sexy sexy Santa
Its the UK USA Brazil and Japan
(It's) Sexy sexy Santa
Makin´ love to every Chirstmas-lovin´ woman and man!
Suck it!
Yeah he´s spreadin´ Christmas cheer
to the Scrooges and the Grinches
Here´s your log - its a chubby eleven inches!
Naked on his reindeer probly some boots!
Makin´ love to Christians and renegade Jews!
He´s got a calender but only one day has an ´X´
That leaves 364 days for sex!
Sexy sexy Santa!
More cusion for the pushin´ gonna plow you now!
(There goes) Sexy sexy Santa!
He´s hot but he used to be a big fat cow!
Sexy sexy Santa!
All the little girls wanna sit on his lap
(Here comes) Sexy sexy Santa!
Get ´em riled up so they get free crap
Wow! Oh little girl you wanna get some Christmas inside of you tonight!?