If love was a train I think I would ride me a slow one
One that would ride through the night making every stop, huh
If love was a train I would feel no pain and I would never get off, no sir
Oh, I'd never get off
If love was a train I think I would ride me a long one, haa ha
Hear me talking, talking fifty boxcars long
Ohhh, what's the use?
Most trains these days ain't got no engine
Much less no caboose
Ain't that right, now?
Woo, woo, woo..., woo...
Ohh, look out here she comes, yeah
And look out there she goes
Woo, woo
If love was a train I'd throw my body down on her tracks
Hey, if love was a train I'd throw my body right down on her tracks
If love was a train I would feel no pain as she rolled right down my back
Right down to my back
(Well this little old Michelle talkin')
Ah, but love ain't no train
More like a broncin' bull, yeah
Hah, and at the most you've got 15 seconds in that saddle
And even if you manage to ride you are all shaken up inside
And it's gonna be a long time, yeah
It gonna be a long time
It gonna be a looooooong time
Before you ride that bull again
(Now, ain't that right)
Yeah, woo, woo
Ohhh, if love was a train
But love ain't no train
No love ain't nooooo train
(We're gonna bring it in the station now)