En Esch:
Welcome aboard the crazy trip
circle of fools say 'hi'
Sascha:
Watch your step or you might trip
we're glad you came on by
Abby:
The guys and I prepared a brew
you really ought to taste
En Esch:
It makes you strong and makes you &*#@%
don't let it go to waste
Sascha:
Care for some sweets to chase your drink?
I see you've quite a thirst
Abby:
No no no you can't yet go
First things must come first
En Esch:
Delicious not? You feel alive?
You need a little space?
Sascha:
So you're not feeling well?
What's wrong with your face?
Abby:
Holy smokes! We goofed again
The brew was not quite right
En Esch:
We'll take him back behind the pen
and try again tonight
Sascha:
Welcome aboard the crazy trip
circle of fools say 'hi'
Abby:
Watch your step or you might trip
All:
We're glad you came on by
Chorus:
Great that we pretend that we are all that
we enjoy ourselves
should we get some help?
we have always failed yet there is no doubt
can't go wrong from here
we are down and out
all of us are going down