"My Dad's Gone Crazy"
Intro:
*Tuning Tv*
*Eminem Snortin Crack
Tv Presenter:
Hello boys and girls
Today we're gonna talk about father and
daughter relationships
Do you have a daddy?
I'll bet you do
*Door opens*
who's your daddy?
Hailie:
Daddy, what're you doing?
Beat starts
Eminem:
Haha
Eminem & Hailie:
Ok then! everybody, listen up!
Eminem:
I'm goin to hell, who's comin' with me?
Hailie:
Somebody, please help him!
*giggle*
i think my dad gone crazy!
Verse #1:
There's no mountain i can't climb
There's no tower too high,
No plane that i can't learn how to fly
What do i gotta do to get through to you,
destroy you
There ain't nothing i can't take this
chainsaw to
*Hailey Makes Chainsaw Sound*
Fuckin' brain's brawn, and brass balls
I cut 'em off, i got 'em pickled and bronzed
in a glass jar
Inside of a hall, with my framed autograph,
Sunglasses with elton john's name, on my drag
wall
I'm out the closet, i been lying my ass off
All this time, me and dre been fucking with
hats off
Dr Dre:
Suck it marshall
Eminem:
Tell laura and her husband to back off
Before i push this motherfucking button and
blast off
And launch one of these russians, and that's *Hailie Makes Explosion Sound*
Blow every fucking thing, except afghanistan
on the map, off
We wanna stop, we wanna knock the crap off
*Knocking*
Haley, tell 'em baby
Haley:
My dad's lost it
Chorus:
Eminem:
There's really nothin' else to say ha, i
can't explain it
Hailie:
I think my dad gone crazy!
Eminem:
A little help from hailie jade would, should
tell them maybe
Hailie:
I think my dad gone crazy!
Eminem:
Theres nothing you could do to save it, could
ever change me
Hailie:
I think my dad gone crazy!
Eminem:
There's noone on earth that can save me, not
even halie
Hailie:
I think my dad gone crazy!
Verse 2:
It's like my mother always told me
*Eminem Impersinates His Mom*
Rnrnrnrnrnrrrr, n codeine n goddamit, you
little motherfucker
If you aint got nothin' nice to say then
don't say nothin'
Er..
Fuck that shit, bitch, eat a motherfuckin'
dick
Chew on a prick, and lick a million
motherfuckin' cocks for second
I'd rather put out a motherfucking gospel
record
I'd rather be a pussy-whipped bitch, eat pussy
And have pussy-lips glued to my face with a
clit-ring in my nose
Then quit bringin my flos, quit giving me my
ammo
Can't you see why i'm so mean? if y'all leave
me alone, this wouldn't be my ammo
I wouldn't have to go eenie meenie minie mo
Catch a homo by his toe, man i don't know no
more
Am i the only fuckin one who's normal any
more?
Hailey:
Dad
Chorus
Verse #3:
My songs can make you cry, take you by
surprise
And at the same time, make you dry your eyes
with the same rhyme
So what you're seeing is a genius at work
Which to me isn't work, so it's easy to
misinterpret it at first,
Cuz when i speak, it's tongue in cheek
I'd gank my fuckin teeth before id ever bite
my tongue
I'd slice my gums, get struck by fuckin'
lightning twice at once
And die and come back as vanilla ice's son
And walk around the rest of my life spit on
And kicked and hit with shit, every time i
sung
Like r kelly as soon as "bump n' grind" comes
on
More pain inside o' my brain, in the eyes of
a little girl inside of a plane
Aimed at the world trade, standin' on ronny's
grave,
Screaming at the sky, the clouds gather as
clyde mathers and bonnie jade
And nash briddy musta just stop it
Parents are pissed, but the kids love it
Nine millimeter, heater's desk, and two-
seaters with meat cleavers
I don't blame you, i wouldn't let hailie
listen to me neither
Chorus
Outro:
Eminem:
Crazy
Hailie:
*laughs*
You're funny daddy!