Waffle King Weird Al Yankovic

) Waffle King That's what they call me Waffle King Hey, I'm the Waffle King Everywhere I go now, the people cheer I never have to wait in line People say, "Right this way, sir, your money's no

King of Suede Weird Al Yankovic

[King Of Pain/The Police/1983] There's a sale on our gabardine suits today. They're all thirty percent off from yesterday. There's Fortrel polyester, leather, wool and tweed.

King Of Suede Weird Al Yankovic

We got every fabric that was ever made, But I'm known in this city as the King of Suede. We got portly and regular and extra-long. (Is my size up there?)

Velvet Elvis Weird Al Yankovic

Now I'm proud to say the king lives on inside my den. Oh, it's all I live for, it's all I need. My velvet Elvis, My velvet Elvis. My velvet Elvis means the world to me.

Fast Food Weird Al Yankovic

How about making a run for the border How about me deserving a break today How about getting some fries with my order How about finally letting me have it my way Thank you Burger King Thank you

Hardware Store Weird Al Yankovic

HARDWARE STORE by Al Yankovic Nothin' ever (ever) happens in this town Feelin' low down (down), not a lot to do around here I thought that I would go right out of my mind Until a friend told me

This Is The Life Weird Al Yankovic

That's right, I'm the king. Number One. I buy monogrammed Kleenex by the ton. I pay the bills, I call the shots, I grease the palms, I buy the yachts. One thing I can guarantee.

Couch Potato Weird Al Yankovic

no) I'm gonna watch C-SPAN, TV-Land, and HBO The History Channel and QVC and Lifetime, yo (You're gonna) [Verse 2] My butt is aching as I watch NASCAR racing That show about undertaking Larry King

Couch Potato (Parody of "Lose Yourself" by Eminem) Weird Al Yankovic

By butt is aching As I watch NASCAR racing That show about undertaking Larry King To 24 to Law & Order The Weather Channel's boring like 60 Minutes' ancient reporters Next up on E!

Fat Weird Al Yankovic

Your butt is wide, well mine is too Just watch your mouth or I'll sit on you The word is out, better treat me right 'Cause I'm the king of cellulite Ham on, ham on, ham on whole wheat, all right

Jerry Springer "Weird Al" Yankovic

Once you start watchin', there's just no stoppin' Your brain shuts down, then your IQ's droppin' Jerry's the king of confrontation He's a sensation He puts the 'sin' in syndication It's totally worthless

Whatever You Like Weird Al Yankovic

coupons all night and baby you can have whatever you like(If you like) I said you can have whatever you like(If you like) yeah, yeah Take you out for dinner, anywhere that you please like Burger King

Trapped In The Drive - Thru Weird Al Yankovic

I say "Nah, I'm not in the mood... ...And Burrito King would make me gassy There's no doubt" She says "Just forget about it" I said "No, I swear I'm gonna take you out!"

The Weird Al Show Theme Yankovic, "Weird Al"

Oh, this is a story 'bout a guy named Al And he lived in a sewer with his hamster pal But the sanitation workers really didn't approve So he packed up his accordion and had to move To a city in Ohio

The Weird Al Show Theme "Weird Al" Yankovic

Oh, this is a story 'bout a guy named Al And he lived in a sewer with his hamster pal But the sanitation workers really didn't approve So he packed up his accordion and had to move To a city in Ohio

Ebay Weird Al

eBay by Al Yankovic NOTE: A special HTML-Links Version of \"eBay\" lyrics is available. Lyrics: Yeah A used ... pink bathrobe A rare ... mint snowglobe A Smurf ...

A Complicated Song (Parody of "Complicated" by Avril Lavigne) Weird Al Yankovic

Uh huh... extra cheese Uh huh, uh huh... save a piece for me Pizza party at your house I went just to check it out 19 extra larges - what a shame No one came Just us, eatin' all alone You said, "T...

Ricky Weird Al Yankovic

Ricky [Mickey/Toni Basil/1982] Hey Lucy, I'm home! Oh, Ricky, you're so fine, You're so fine you blow my mind. Hey, Ricky! Hey, Ricky! Oh, Lucy, you're so fine, You're so fine you blow my mind. ...

George Of The Jungle Weird Al Yankovic

George, George, George of the jungle Strong as he can be Ahhh Watch out for that tree George, George, George of the jungle Lives a life that's free Ahhh Watch out for that tree When he gets in s...

Eat It Weird Al Yankovic

How come you're always such a fussy young man? Don't want no Captain Crunch, don't want no Raison Bran Well, don't you know that other kids are starving in Japan So eat it, just eat it Don't want...

Lasagna Weird Al Yankovic

[La Bamba/trad.] La-la-la-la-lasagna. You want-a some-a lasagna, magnifico, Or a-maybe spaghetti! Ay, you supper's a-ready now, where you go? Mama mia bambino! Mama mia bambino, 'samatta you? 'Sa...

Dog Eat Dog Weird Al Yankovic

Found a job in a great big office And I really love this place I got my very own Scotch tape dispenser And I got a private parking space...ha! And I got a coffe mug with my name right on it In bi...

Melanie Weird Al Yankovic

Me-he-he-helanie, What can the problem be? Sweet Me-he-he-he-helanie, Why won't you go out with me? She lived across the street on the fifteenth floor of the Gilmore building. I saw her in the s...

Money For Nothing/Beverly Hillbillies Weird Al Yankovic

[Money For Nothing/Dire Straits/1985] Beverly. Beverly Hillbillies. Now, looka here, people, listen to my story, A little story 'bout a man named Jed. You know somethin', that poor mountaineer, ...

Peter and the Wolf Weird Al Yankovic

Hello, Boys and Girls. This is a story that I like to call, ``Peter and the Wolf''. Are you sitting comfortably? Are you!? Good, then let's begin.... Each character is represented by a different ...

Amoeba Weird Al Yankovic

The Amoeba is so small you need A microscope to see one It hurts the eyes, but I'll concede, I'd rather see then be one They never sing or laugh or talk Or eat fondeaux or ciche And if you take o...

Bob Weird Al Yankovic

BOB By Al Yankovic I, man, am regal - a German am I Never odd or even If I had a hi-fi Madam, I'm Adam Too hot to hoot No lemons, no melon Too bad I hid a boot Lisa Bonet ate no basil Warsaw

One of Those Days Weird Al Yankovic

Got to work late 'cause my alarm was busted The boss chewed me out and everybody's disgusted 'Cause it's just one of those days It's just one of those days I lost one of my socks in the drier I c...

Bedrock Anthem Weird Al Yankovic

[Under the Bridge, Give It Away/Red Hot Chili Peppers/1991] Sometimes I feel Like I need a vacation Sometimes I feel Like I wanna go To the city of cavemen The city of Bedrock I'd be a Flintstone...

Taco Grande Weird Al Yankovic

You see, I just gotta have a tostada, carne asada That's right, I want the whole enchilada My only addiction has to do with flour tortilla I need a quesadilla I love to stuff my face with tacos al

Good Old Days Weird Al Yankovic

Oh some times I think back to when I was younger Life was so much simpler then Dad would be up at dawn He'd be watering the lawn Or maybe going fishing again Oh and mom would be fixing up somethi...

Polka Party! Weird Al Yankovic

[Sledgehammer/Peter Gabriel] You could have a big-dipper, Going up and down all around the bends, You can have bumber-cars, bumping. This amusement never ends. I want to be: your sledgehammer. I c...

Alimony Weird Al Yankovic

(cheering) Here she comes now, wants her alimony Bleedin' me dry as a bony bony Workin' three jobs just to stay in debt now Well, first she took my nest egg then she took the nest I said yeah (ye...

I Lost On Jeopardy Weird Al Yankovic

That's right Al--you lost!

Like A Surgeon Weird Al Yankovic

Like a Surgeon [Like a Virgin/Madonna/1984] I finally made it through med school. Somehow I made it through. I'm just an intern, I still make a mistake or two. I was last in the class, Barely pa...

Ode To A Superhero Weird Al Yankovic

ODE TO A SUPERHERO Parody of "Piano Man" by Billy Joel New Lyrics by Al Yankovic Poor Peter Parker was pitiful Couldn't have been any shyer Mary Jane still wouldn't notice him Even if

The Brandy Bunch Weird Al Yankovic

The Brady Bunch [Safety Dance/Men Without Hats/1983] You can watch Mister Rogers, You can watch Three's Company, And you can turn on Fame, Or the Newlywed Game, Or the Addams Family. Say, you ca...

Twister Weird Al Yankovic

Yeah! Well, Milton Bradley's got a def one. It's a Twister! (Twister! Twister! Twister!) Yeah, all the girls and homeboys Playin' Twister! (Twister! Twister! Twister!) Spin the spinner and c...

I Was Only Kidding Weird Al Yankovic

When I said I'd be faithful When I promised I'd be true When I swore that I could never Be with anyone but you When I told you that I loved you With those tender words I spoke I was only kidding N...

Pigeons Weird Al Yankovic

Pigeons are such reprehensible things Some critics, I'm told, call them rodents with wings They terrorize folks with their constant dive-bombing Which some find distasteful and some quite alarming...

Hooked On Polkas Weird Al Yankovic

[12th Street Rag/Euday L. Bowman] You're takin' to me good, Just like you know you should. You get me on my knees, Please, baby, please. [State of Shock/The Jacksons,Mick Jagger] She looks so gr...

I Love Rocky Road Weird Al Yankovic

I Love Rocky Road [I Love Rock 'n' Roll/Joan Jett & the Blackhearts/1982] I hear those ice cream bells and I start to drool, Keep a couple quarts in my locker at school Yeah, but chocolate's gett...

I Want a New Duck Weird Al Yankovic

[I Want A New Drug/Huey Lewis & The News/1984] I want a new duck. One that won't try to bite. One that won't chew a hole in my socks. One that won't quack all night. I want a new duck. One with ...

When I Was Your Age Weird Al Yankovic

Let me tell you, sonny. Let me set you straight You kids today ain't never had it rough Always had everything handed to you on a silver plate You lazy brats think nothing's good enough Well, nob...

Polkarama! Weird Al Yankovic

[Chicken Dance] ["Let's Get it Started" by Black Eyed Peas] Let's get it started (ha) let's get it started in here Let's get it started (ha) let's get it started in here Let's get it started (ha) ...

My Bologna Weird Al Yankovic

My Bologna [My Sharona/The Knack/1979] Oooh, my little hungry one, Hungry one. Open up a package of my bologna. Oooh, I think the toast is done, The toast is done. Top it with a little of my bolo...

The Saga Begins "Weird Al" Yankovic

A long, long time ago In a galaxy far away Naboo was under an attack And I thought me and Qui-Gon Jinn Could talk the federation into Maybe cutting them a little slack But their response, it didn'...

Polka Power "Weird Al" Yankovic

Yeah, I'll tell ya what I want, what I really really want So tell us what you want, what you really really want I'll tell ya what I want, what I really really want So tell us what you want, what y...

Buckingham Blues Weird Al Yankovic

Gonna tell you a story about Chuck and Diane. Couple British kids from the palace at Buckingham. Chuckie wants to grow up and be a polo star, And ride his little horsies all around the backyard. (...

Theme from Rocky XIII Weird Al Yankovic

[Eye of the Tiger/Survivor/1982] Fat and weak, what a disgrace. Guess the champ got too lazy. Ain't gonna fly now, he's just takin' up space. Sold his gloves, threw his eggs down the drain. But...