Rock Your Socks Tenacious D

The main thing that we do is to rock your socks off. There's no such thing as a rock prodigy, Cause rock 'n roll is bogus, right KG? ('Right!')

Beelzeboss (The Final Showdown) Tenacious D

we challenge you to a rock off! 우리 락으로 대결하자 give us one chance to rock your socks off 우리에게 한번만 기회를 주면 너를 감동시켜주지 [Beelz] Fuck, fuck, fuck 젠장! 된장! 장!

kickapoo tenacious D

Your brother\'s ten times better than you, Jesus loves him more. This music that you play for us Comes from the depths of hell. Rock and roll\'s the devil\'s work, He wants you to rebel.

Car Chase City Tenacious D

Let's rock! Let's roll! Let them try to fill up the hole! Let's rock! Let's roll! Car chase city patrol! Car chase city! Car chase city-ah! Car chase city! Let's rock! Let's roll!

Rock Is Dead Tenacious D

Go Rock is dead, rock is dead Rock is dead, rock is dead Talk to my friend, that's what he said Is rock still around?

classico tenacious D

If you think its time to f**king rock, And f**king roll, out of control Well then you know you\'ve got to rock the block, You f**king suck, My f**king cock Cause when you rule, you f**king school

Roadie Tenacious D

stage My muscles flex, my fuckin' sweat will save the day When I check the mic I fucka' check the mic I fucka' checka' checka' 1,2,3 I plug it in, I make it sound as good as can be Cuz the rockers rock

Dio Tenacious D

It's time to pass the torch, You're too old to rock, no more rockin' for you. We're takin' you to a home, But we will sing a song about you.

39 Tenacious D

looks young Not very young, but a lot of fun She's my 39 lady in the sun 49 and I'm feelin' fine In the sun that's a lot of fun Drinkin' mai tais, kickin' back with my flip-flops on I'm wearin' socks

The Metal Tenacious D

You can't kill the metal The metal will live on Punk-Rock tried to kill the metal But they failed, as they were smite to the ground New-wave tried to kill the metal But they failed, as they were stricken

History Tenacious D

This is a song called the history of Tenacious D And its not just a list of bullshit that we've done in the past It's a chronicling of our rise, to power!

Inward Singing Tenacious D

Rock Singers Are Only Rockin You Half The Time The Other Time There There Theres The Breathing In But Not Any More Baby! HAHAHA Not With Inward Singing Check It Out....

Kyle Quit The Band Tenacious D

Rock the fuckin' house and kick some ass. What we gonna do with all the cash? Smoke hash, and then we thrash. We'll throw a big ol' bash y'all. And everyone is invited to the bash.

City Hall Tenacious D

JB: Long live the "D." KG: Long live the "D." [clinking of glasses] JB: Long live me. I'm sorry, I poisoned your wine. KG: What? JB: For the good of the land.

tribute tenacious d

And he said: [sung] "Play the best song in the world, or I'll eat your soul." [spoken] Well me and Kyle, we looked at each other, and we each said... "Okay."

Karate Tenacious D

With karate I'll kick your ass Here to Tiennamen Square. Oh yeah, muthafucka, I'm 'onna kick your fuckin' derriere. You broke the rules, Now I'll pull out all your pubic hair, You muthafucka.

Double Team Tenacious D

Man I'd like to place my hand upon your fuckin?sexy ass and squeeze. And squeeze!

Classical Teacher Tenacious D

[F:] No, no, no, d-d-d-d-d-d-d bap-bap-bap-bap-bap-bap-bap-bap! [K:] What? What'd I do? What'd I do? [F:] You pick it up from the neck! This is not the way you pick up a guitar!

Flutes & Trombones Tenacious D

second it's like 2am in the middle of the night Yeah And you're here in the recording studio alone So So whattup Explain yourself I just had to ya know come back and uh What I what's that behind your

Cock Pushups Tenacious D

It's where you fuckin' lay down flat on the ground Yeah And then you let your boner lift you up off the ground No, that's, that'd be impossible, your cock can support your whole weight?

Wonderboy Tenacious D

Wonderboy, what is the secret of your power? Wonderboy, won't you take me far away from the mucky-muck man?

Master Exploder Tenacious D

Sorry I did not mean, (he did not mean) to blow your mind (to blow your mind) But that shit happens to me, all the time! Now take a look (take a look) tell me what do you see?

Birthday Song Tenacious D

Crone: I have a secret for your ear, not your eye The moment you are born, you begin to die JB: Crone, be gone! Crone: Away! Fulfill your destiny, unwind the clock. Happy Birthday.

Kielbasa Tenacious D

I love ya baby but all I can think about is Kielbasa sausage, your butt cheeks is warm. I check my dipstick, you need lubrication honey, My kielbasa sausage has just got to perform.

Hard Fucking Tenacious D

Because i think its pretty common complaint Yeah the ladies don't really like the hard fucking You feel like your giving them some extra juice Their not in to that You think your like taken it to the

Fuck Her Gently Tenacious D

gonna ball you discreetly And then you say hey I bought you flowers And then you say wait a minute sally I think I got somethin in my teeth Could you get it out for me That's fuckin teamwork Whats your

Spiderman Tenacious D

, You should have fuckin known, Not to pull out your dick in front of Sass, He'll rip that shit right off, Now your fucking bummed, What are you doing...?

To Be The Best Tenacious D

You are the best but you say you don't know You got the touch, now come on let it show You call the shots But you know that you gots to believe in The things that you're dreaming Your search for the

Bowie Tenacious D

Row, row, row your boat, Gently down the stream. Merrily, merrily, merrily, merrily, Life is but a dream---eam뾢am---eam.

Explosivo Tenacious D

We've come to blow you away, we've come to blow your nose. We've come to fucking blow, we've come to blow the show. We've come to fucking blow! What's the name of the song, Explosivo!

Deth Starr Tenacious D

bitch y'all and we're building it It's gonna take us up into the sky We don't need the earth we're gonna fuckin' fly sky high Deth Starr is a son of a bitch y'all Gonna take us into outer space Get your

Friendship Tenacious D

We're fighting a bear Now your life's in grave danger And you don't even care. It's rare to me, can't you see? It's rare to me, can't you see?

Drive Through Tenacious D

Drive-thru guy: (mumbles) JB: Yeah, um...ah Drive-thru guy: May I have your order?

Drive-Thru Tenacious D

Drive-thru guy: (mumbles) JB: Yeah, um...ah Drive-thru guy: May I have your order?

Señorita Tenacious D

"Señorita" Señorita, tasty mamacita Tell me baby, what's your name Oh Conchita, won't you have a seat-a Tell me baby, who's to blame?

Rize of the Fenix Tenacious D

hearts are not strong Just like the phoenix We\'ll fuckin\' rise again, y\'all That\'s right, the phoenix We\'ll rise again, aw Sun shining, it\'s a hell of a day Bright is back and it\'s headed your

The Ballad Of Hollywood Jack And The Rage Kage Tenacious D

You've got the technoligy, use the techniques of your trade He grabbed the Lapelles and he screamed BY GOD YOU MUST SAVE HIM! Because Rage Kage and I can't you see that were one and the same!

Lee Tenacious D

Lee, Lee, Lee, Lee, Lee Lee Lee Lee Lee Lee Lee Lee Lee, We뭨e talkin?fuckin?Lee. I had a friend named Lee, He cast a spell a spell on me. If me and Lee and KG could be three, Flyin?free Tena...

The Road Tenacious D

The road is fuckin' hard, The road is fuckin' tough-ah, There's no question that-eh It is rough, rough stuff. It's the fuckin' road my friend But it's the only road I know. When I'm lunchin' on a t...

Friendship Test Tenacious D

Brrrrrriiiinngggg, Brrrriiiiinnnnggggg *click* Kyle: Two Kings Jack: Hey Cage Kyle: Hey Jack: How's It Goin'? Kyle: Good, Good... Jack: Whatta ya doin?.. Kyle: Aw, god I was just... Jack: I Love Yo...

One Note Song Tenacious D

KG:Jack JB:yeah KG:do you think some people do you think that there's some people that arent really that are actually robots living among us JB:No KG:that we cant tell JB:No we dont have the techno...

Jesus Ranch Tenacious D

It was a big day on Jesus Ranch, Jesus Ranch. He was harvesting a big tomato, it was in the sand, alright. I'm taking a walk in the woods, and it's nice outside. Smells of shit, Liga Guinggligagigg...

Baby Tenacious D

I Can't Get to Sleep Tonight 오늘 밤은 잠을 이룰 수가 없네 No Matter How Hard I Try 내가 어떻게 어렵게 시도했든 상관없어 Cause It's Cold and It's Dark 왜냐면밖은 춥고 어둡기 때문이지 And The Wind is a Whistlin' 그리고 바람은 서늘하고 And I Can't See...

Low Hangin' Fruit Tenacious D

Well me and Kage are hungry We're hungry for some fruit We wander through the garden It would be a hoot To eat some low hanging fruit We're on a freaky pursuit Don't want no high class model in des...

Throw Down Tenacious D

Moses came down from the hill Holding the rules in his hand Looked all around Suddenly found No one was listening Now it's time to throw down So throw down Throw down We throw down Throw down Jesus...

They Fucked Our Asses Tenacious D

They fucked our asses They fucked 'em hard But we kept our indie cred For the whole nine yards Ha They blocked our album They fucked our show But we marched through hill and ill Through the ice and...

Road Tenacious D

The road is fuckin' hard, The road is fuckin' tough-ah, There's no question that-eh It is rough, rough stuff. It's the fuckin' road my friend But it's the only road I know. When I'm lunchin' ...

Dude (I Totally Miss You) Tenacious D

Dude, i totally miss you I really fucking miss you I'm all alone, All the time, all the time Dude, i totally miss you The things we did together Where have you gone? Totally miss the honesty And sp...

POD Tenacious D

They formed a band they named Tenacious D. and then they got the Pick Of Destiny. Cause it's the Pick of Destiny child, you know we will be rockin' cause it's fuckin' insane.

Karate Schnitzel Tenacious D

(spoken)(JB:) God, I'm fuckin hungry. Let me check the fridge... Dude, where's my fuckinschnitzel? Hey, wake up. Wake up you asshole, wake up.(KG:) Whahahat? Wh?(JB:) Wake up.(KG:) What?(JB:) You a...