She Was The Best Steve Poltz

She Was The Best She had the lips of a lizard Dry to the kiss They made me sore Dry as an old paperback from the store By Louis L'Amour A western for sure She had the strength of a goat The

The Fairies Came Steve Poltz

came The fairies came that night The fairies came into his room Worked on a barge in Ontario The captain was a slimy f--king drunk We hit a reef, and it was scary-o The oil all leaked out, and

The Ballad of Tommy and Marla Steve Poltz

The Ballad of Tommy and Marla Tommy was a Hessier from the valley He was as burned out as a building from the riots He had a rockin' little girfriend named Marla She was a cocktail waitress at The

Pile On The Hangover Steve Poltz

Pile On The Hangover Pile on the hangover just give it to me at once Let it fall down like a curtain on my brain with a one, two punch I know I was an ass and I drank too much, my life's a damn disgrace

Holliston Street Steve Poltz

for dinner on Sundays He taught piano to my sister, Kath And I'd stand behind And imitate him And she would laugh And he'd get mad And if I knew then what I know now I wouldn't rush the growing

Forbidden Fruit Steve Poltz

my mother said, "You'd better not" Then again she always told me That I wouldn't like the taste of beer Hmm-mmm And she slid real close to me She said I need not fear I looked like I was caught

Soup Steve Poltz

a way to get the hell outa here He tried to find the embassy to plead his cause He was lost like Dorothy in the "Wizard of Oz" He was a Dictator target getting lots of applause Had a big white beard

War Steve Poltz

to the Lord Ha, give me a war 'Cause I'm so bored And I want more In a real fucking war Well I'm bored with Iran and I'm bored with Iraq Egypt and Israel and Yassir Arafat The Falklands was cool

Hitchhiker Joe Steve Poltz

Bom, bom, bom, bom, bom Bom, bom, bom, bom Bom, bom, bom, bom Bom, bom, bom, bom, bom Bom, bom, bom, bom Bom, bom, bom, bom I had a cousin who came from Vermont Next thing I know, that cousin was

Tree Hugger Steve Poltz

so polluted I could never walk barefoot, ouch On Earth day I was going to plant some trees, but I planted my ass on the couch I try to eat what's good for me, but I like Captain Crunch And an extra

I Want To Learn About Love Steve Poltz

I Want To Learn About Love My mouth was just as dry as the tampon dispenser In the women's bathroom at the Oceanside bus station A constipated woman barged in on me and said "Eeek! A boy!

Nice Guys Finish Last Steve Poltz

Nice Guys Finish Last On a grassy knoll they laid him down And I bet he's still grumbling underground On a diamond, that's where I remember him best Sticking his nose in an umpire's chest 'Cause

Silver Lining Steve Poltz

Silver Lining Muffin's in the toaster I got my raspberry jam My grandpa was a sailor And he came into this land And he was looking for gold A pretty hand to hold Or some cards to fold At least

Skyfuckingline of Toronto Steve Poltz

Skyfuckingline of Toronto Skyfuckingline of Toronto Skyfuckingline of Toronto There's a girl out there wants to bonto Beneath the skyfuckingline of Toronto You can come along with me if you want

Suburbia Steve Poltz

road to K-Mart for the blue light special hour And put the barrel to my head, it gives me special power In Suburbia My wife don't understand me, well she thinks that I'm a louse She don't understand

The Girl With The Wandering Eye Steve Poltz

The Girl With The Wandering Eye Your friend with the subwoofer blew out my tweeter At that biker party downtown But that was OK 'cause he borrowed a fuse From a leather-clad boy in the back And

Single Life Steve Poltz

Single Life There's a cold piece of pizza in the fridge if you want it A stale glass of beer on the table by the Playboys Did you see miss March?

Kilkenny Man Steve Poltz

Kilkenny Man Sure as I was borne in Ireland, I was weaned on whiskey, but raised on gin Drinkin' so long since I was born, never been so high as a kite in a storm Hey ho, whataya know, when you're

Me and Eddie Vedder Steve Poltz

Me and Eddie Vedder Houses of the Holy Was an album by Led Zeppelin I bought it on eight track Not on CD Fades out in the middle The way an eight track's s'posed to The way an eight track's s'posed

Welcome Home Steve Poltz

Welcome Home Well you walk with me outside tonight Beneath the glow of the big old tire light And in the fog the air is wet With your eyes as big as silver dollars And I hunt you laying down to

Your Ghost Steve Poltz

Your Ghost Last night I looked for you But, you could not be found I felt your ghost in my room Dancing all around And I tried to talk to you But, there was no reply I sat up shaking in my bed

This Flood Steve Poltz

This Flood It must have rained two weeks last summer When the ice cream man cancelled it was such a fuckin' bummer We were floating down the streets lying naked in a raft I was honing and practicing

Ken Follet Stole My Wallet Steve Poltz

Ken Follet Stole My Wallet Who stole my wallet While I was away?

Rub Somebody (The Right Way) Steve Poltz

Rub Somebody (The Right Way) I knew a man who came down from Kentucky And everyone would whisper, "Boy he sure is lucky" He'd go to church every Sunday and have breakfast at Stuckey's He rubbed somebody

My Boyfriend Steve Poltz

My Boyfriend My boyfriend, he's so sexy He takes me all the way to Mexico Oh-ooh-whoa-ooh-whoa He don't care if I dance with other fellas He's a gentle bear, he ain't a big gorilla, no Oh-ooh-whoa-ooh-whoa

The Great Mystery Steve Poltz

The Great Mystery What do you see in him? Is it the same you saw in me? Is your head alright? Did you bump into a tree?

Rioting Steve Poltz

all the beer and diapers And don't forget the windshield wipers Fifty pairs, who cares?

Football Tonite (WTOP) Steve Poltz

Football Tonite (WTOP) Sweep up the kitchen Hurry and do the dishes Bring me a beer mab' I'll let you go out with your other bitches Sweep up the kitchen Could you turn off the goddamn lights?

Kicking Distance Steve Poltz

Kicking Distance Well there's wine on the page And my heart's enraged And I must call the cops on myself And my bony hands Probe the bed for your body But I'm left once again on the shelf Well

Me Not Got No Slow Metabolism Steve Poltz

Me Not Got No Slow Metabolism Me not got no slow metabolism Every Wednesday night I go to catacism They give me lots of doughnuts I get yelled at by the grown-ups Me not got no slow metabolism

Look To The East Steve Poltz

Look To The East If you look to the east Where the sun never sets I'll be there at the top Of the stairs you can bet So just pick up the phone Make a call all your own I'll be there when you say

Everything About You Steve Poltz

Everything About You I love everything about you I love the way you comb your hair And I love the way you sachet in the room Your perfume lingers in the air I love everything about you Whoa, about

One Left Shoe Steve Poltz

One Left Shoe Tennis shoe strung 'cross the telephone wire The sun creeps up on my empire Tin foil castle, bubble gum crown Me and my minions make the rounds I'm lonely without you Just like

Morning Song Steve Poltz

Morning Song One, two, three Sun comes up through the window in the morning The flowers say hello I pour cold milk on hot oatmeal Steam goes up my nose Toaster bings Microwave sings Could I

Lockjaw Steve Poltz

Lockjaw I look outside the sky is grey And the clouds are filled with rain It makes me jealous how it opens up and I'm stuck inside again I'm like a sitcom polyester family Inside my T.V.

I Thought I Saw You Last Night Steve Poltz

I Thought I Saw You Last Night I'm not easily scared By things that go bump in the night There's not many things That give me a fright I can walk down a lonely block And not a lot can make my old

Dirty Steve Poltz

Dirty Outside the wind is blowing The waves are crashing fast There's people running naked I see a nameless ass It's soft and pink and fleshy So tender to the touch I'll never get to grab it

Sesame Street Steve Poltz

Sesame Street Sunny day Chasing the clouds away Find my way To where the air is sweet Can you tell me how to get How to get to Sesame Street How to get to Sesame Street Come and play Everything's

Better Be Careful Steve Poltz

your leaves, and baby I want to prune your bush, and baby I want to marry you, and baby I want to carry you And so I drive all around this city Trying to find something, but there's nothing on the

Cancion De Anxiety Steve Poltz

Without your love I'm left to croon Like a bird that's wounded I'm limping down a one way road And I don't want to end up like that bird Oh, Jesus can you Mary can you Judas can you help me from the

Mama Steve Poltz

and I like grass I don't know what I'd lay on last If I had my choice, I'd lay on you Mama Oh, mama I like you, you are free When we're apart I'm just not me I'm like a chicken pot pie without the

Broken Hearts And Painted Nails Steve Poltz

shirt Will make you scream, hey, make you hurt Broken hearts and painted nails tonight Rusty keys and old motels Nothing new, hey, no thrills Rusty keys and old motels tonight And staring at the

Pitbull Steve Poltz

You could go back to school We could rent a house out in Arizona I hear they all have swimming pools I've been working on a hybrid fertilizer I hear it makes the lettuce big I could get some cash

Salvation Song Steve Poltz

umbrella Won't you come back to your soggy fella Watching people passing by me I got nowhere else to go And I know you could be miles from me Just a sailing through these flooded streets I wash the

Good Morning (Waking Up With You) Steve Poltz

I walk so slowly Through broken glass outside I tread in oh so cautiously I'm wondrin' where you hide And I got notes tacked on my wall And kisses oh so sweet But all I do is wonder When again the

Beautiful Day Steve Poltz

Beautiful Day If you wanna complain Call somebody else But if you want some champagne Take me off of your shelf Uncork your mind 'Cause it could be so fine When it's a beautiful day If you want ...

Doing the Best That I Can (Escape from Berlin) Steve Nicks

Doing the Best That I Can (Escape from Berlin) - written by Stevie Nicks - appears on The Other Side of the Mirror (1989) Lyrics It was one for you...it was three for me It was very nice...it

Steve Mcqeen The Automatic

I hadn\'t seen my reflection in a while I tried to know directions for miles So I took a walk through town To see if someone moved the streets around I was a teenage Steve McQueen My best performance

Gypsy Steve Nicks

Gypsy - written by Stevie Nicks - appears on Mirage (1982); Fleetwood Mac Greatest Hits (1988); Fleetwood Mac - The Chain (1992); Fleetwood Mac - Tour 97 (A Best Buy Promotional 2 CD set) (1997

The Rain Came Down Steve Earle

The Rain Came Down (Steve Earle, Michael Woody) The old man loaded up everything that he owned On a wagon and headed out west The old woman fearlessly faced the unknown 'Cause she figured he knew