Broken Hearts And Painted Nails Steve Poltz

Broken Hearts And Painted Nails Broken hearts are not so bad Look at me, hey, I've been had A broken heart's what I have tonight Painted nails will rip your shirt Will make you scream, hey, make

Rioting Steve Poltz

diapers And don't forget the windshield wipers Fifty pairs, who cares?

One Left Shoe Steve Poltz

One Left Shoe Tennis shoe strung 'cross the telephone wire The sun creeps up on my empire Tin foil castle, bubble gum crown Me and my minions make the rounds I'm lonely without you Just like

Good Morning (Waking Up With You) Steve Poltz

Good Morning (Waking Up With You) You hold your head in your hands And I don't have a way To climb inside your body And just hang out and stay And everybody's asking When your coming back And

The Great Mystery Steve Poltz

For the whole wide world to see Maybe I don't love you I just love mystery Well, I've played darts With tender hearts I've had mine busted too But your wrecked vision Has got me wishin' For glasses

Holliston Street Steve Poltz

Holliston Street We lived on Holliston Street in the sixties We didn't need much back then, just a smile And Daddy would sing And buy us ice cream And we would listen Uncle Louie would come over

Better Be Careful Steve Poltz

trim your leaves, and baby I want to prune your bush, and baby I want to marry you, and baby I want to carry you And so I drive all around this city Trying to find something, but there's nothing

Your Ghost Steve Poltz

And then I cried I can't explain it There's so much I could say to you And so much is left unsaid And there's nothing I can do Nothing I can do I played your song last night And drank down my

Kilkenny Man Steve Poltz

on gin Drinkin' so long since I was born, never been so high as a kite in a storm Hey ho, whataya know, when you're outta good whiskey, you're out on the road Way to Kilkenny where liquor is plenty and

Tree Hugger Steve Poltz

feed me corn and feed me wild oats Let's move to the hills together and raise some chicken and goats I don't need tofu if I've got you to help me forget those buggers, oh We'll forget our differences

Rub Somebody (The Right Way) Steve Poltz

Rub Somebody (The Right Way) I knew a man who came down from Kentucky And everyone would whisper, "Boy he sure is lucky" He'd go to church every Sunday and have breakfast at Stuckey's He rubbed somebody

Kicking Distance Steve Poltz

Kicking Distance Well there's wine on the page And my heart's enraged And I must call the cops on myself And my bony hands Probe the bed for your body But I'm left once again on the shelf Well

Pitbull Steve Poltz

We could rent a house out in Arizona I hear they all have swimming pools I've been working on a hybrid fertilizer I hear it makes the lettuce big I could get some cash down at Harry's pawn shop And

I Want To Learn About Love Steve Poltz

I Want To Learn About Love My mouth was just as dry as the tampon dispenser In the women's bathroom at the Oceanside bus station A constipated woman barged in on me and said "Eeek! A boy!

Forbidden Fruit Steve Poltz

Forbidden Fruit She hopped in my car faster than bar time "Honey, would you like a date," she said It wasn't even an original line And my pants they tightened And my face grew taut And in my mind

The Girl With The Wandering Eye Steve Poltz

The Girl With The Wandering Eye Your friend with the subwoofer blew out my tweeter At that biker party downtown But that was OK 'cause he borrowed a fuse From a leather-clad boy in the back And

Suburbia Steve Poltz

Suburbia I'm dancing naked on my street, in my neighborhood And I just lost my job last week and I'm not feeling good I think I'll go to Hiram's Guns and Liquor just for fun And pick me up some whiskey

Soup Steve Poltz

Soup Johnny bought a ticket for a four o'clock train Spilled wine on his shirt and knew there'd be a red stain 'Cause in Third World countries there were only two lanes Left his lover waiting in

Pile On The Hangover Steve Poltz

Pile On The Hangover Pile on the hangover just give it to me at once Let it fall down like a curtain on my brain with a one, two punch I know I was an ass and I drank too much, my life's a damn disgrace

This Flood Steve Poltz

This Flood It must have rained two weeks last summer When the ice cream man cancelled it was such a fuckin' bummer We were floating down the streets lying naked in a raft I was honing and practicing

The Ballad of Tommy and Marla Steve Poltz

The Ballad of Tommy and Marla Tommy was a Hessier from the valley He was as burned out as a building from the riots He had a rockin' little girfriend named Marla She was a cocktail waitress at The

The Fairies Came Steve Poltz

The Fairies Came I met a boy in a bar last night He smiled and I saw his wiggly tooth I pulled it out put it under his pillow that night The fairies came into his room The fairies came The fairies

Nice Guys Finish Last Steve Poltz

Nice Guys Finish Last On a grassy knoll they laid him down And I bet he's still grumbling underground On a diamond, that's where I remember him best Sticking his nose in an umpire's chest 'Cause

War Steve Poltz

never liked him much, but he gave me a bite of his hot dog When we went golfing In San Clemente With Richard Nixon But I was bored So I prayed to the Lord Ha, give me a war 'Cause I'm so bored And

I Thought I Saw You Last Night Steve Poltz

I Thought I Saw You Last Night I'm not easily scared By things that go bump in the night There's not many things That give me a fright I can walk down a lonely block And not a lot can make my old

Welcome Home Steve Poltz

Welcome Home Well you walk with me outside tonight Beneath the glow of the big old tire light And in the fog the air is wet With your eyes as big as silver dollars And I hunt you laying down to

Me and Eddie Vedder Steve Poltz

Me and Eddie Vedder Houses of the Holy Was an album by Led Zeppelin I bought it on eight track Not on CD Fades out in the middle The way an eight track's s'posed to The way an eight track's s'posed

Lockjaw Steve Poltz

Lockjaw I look outside the sky is grey And the clouds are filled with rain It makes me jealous how it opens up and I'm stuck inside again I'm like a sitcom polyester family Inside my T.V.

Salvation Song Steve Poltz

Mixes in with tears from my eyes I've been standing here for hours Paper bag for my umbrella Won't you come back to your soggy fella Watching people passing by me I got nowhere else to go And

Football Tonite (WTOP) Steve Poltz

Football Tonite (WTOP) Sweep up the kitchen Hurry and do the dishes Bring me a beer mab' I'll let you go out with your other bitches Sweep up the kitchen Could you turn off the goddamn lights?

Cancion De Anxiety Steve Poltz

Anxiety I can't seem to Can't seem to Can't seem to stay in tune Without your love Without your love Without your love I'm left to croon Like a bird that's wounded I'm limping down a one way road And

Hitchhiker Joe Steve Poltz

Hitchhiker Joe Don't pick up Hitchhiker Joe He'll slit your throat And cut off your big toe, I tell you He'll make you smile From ear to ear Gonna lock you in a trunk For ninety-nine years Don't

Everything About You Steve Poltz

Everything About You I love everything about you I love the way you comb your hair And I love the way you sachet in the room Your perfume lingers in the air I love everything about you Whoa, about

Silver Lining Steve Poltz

Silver Lining Muffin's in the toaster I got my raspberry jam My grandpa was a sailor And he came into this land And he was looking for gold A pretty hand to hold Or some cards to fold At least

Single Life Steve Poltz

Life just seems better This single life, it sure is fun Well I am still a young man It's really pretty cool My friends they're old and married What a bunch of stupid fools We'll meet some chicks

My Boyfriend Steve Poltz

gorilla, no Oh-ooh-whoa-ooh-whoa We could eat French food or hit a greasy diner He can guzzle beer somethin' finer You give me any grief he'll give you a shiner He's as tough as an old coal miner And

Morning Song Steve Poltz

Shower feels nice and warm On my little bitty tootsies The shower makes me sing just like Ritchie Valens Oh, could you, could you, could you, join me?

Me Not Got No Slow Metabolism Steve Poltz

me lots of doughnuts I get yelled at by the grown-ups Me not got no slow metabolism Me not got no slow metabolism Yet I'm suffering from some sort of mental schism I eat twenty lobster tails And

Skyfuckingline of Toronto Steve Poltz

We'll watch the skyfuckingline of Toronto Kick it in Lou One, two, three, four Swing batter I gotta a sister named Jake who thinks she's a man Shaves half a leg, got a half a suntan Sells peanuts and

Dirty Steve Poltz

Dirty Outside the wind is blowing The waves are crashing fast There's people running naked I see a nameless ass It's soft and pink and fleshy So tender to the touch I'll never get to grab it

Sesame Street Steve Poltz

Sesame Street Sunny day Chasing the clouds away Find my way To where the air is sweet Can you tell me how to get How to get to Sesame Street How to get to Sesame Street Come and play Everything's

Beautiful Day Steve Poltz

bold Uncork your mind 'Cause it could be so fine When it's a beautiful day We could steppin' out today Alright, okay, okay, alright, okay, alright Until there's no one left If you come back And

Mama Steve Poltz

Mama I like carpet and I like grass I don't know what I'd lay on last If I had my choice, I'd lay on you Mama Oh, mama I like you, you are free When we're apart I'm just not me I'm like a chicken

She Was The Best Steve Poltz

She Was The Best She had the lips of a lizard Dry to the kiss They made me sore Dry as an old paperback from the store By Louis L'Amour A western for sure She had the strength of a goat The smel...

Ken Follet Stole My Wallet Steve Poltz

Ken Follet Stole My Wallet Who stole my wallet While I was away? It must have been Ken Follet He always had his way With my baby I never liked his novels They seemed oblique I made the top of my ...

Look To The East Steve Poltz

Look To The East If you look to the east Where the sun never sets I'll be there at the top Of the stairs you can bet So just pick up the phone Make a call all your own I'll be there when you say Y...

Painted Hearts Nightcore High

So I guess it’s true I can’t really lie to you Or your lips that are waiting Right next to me Begging to be pressed But don’t dare And I don’t wanna know If you would like to try I guess there is energy

Painted Hearts Timebelle

So I guess it’s true I can’t really lie to you Or your lips that are waiting Right next to me Begging to be pressed But don’t dare And I don’t wanna know If you would like to try I guess there is energy

Out Of Ashes Steve Green

Out of ashes prayers are lifted From the weary mourners call Broken hearts are being mended Jesus' stripes can heal them all Out of ashes into freedom Out of dying into life See the joy that's set before

V12 Cadillac Jewel

He’s lonely and he cruises real low That’s my V-12 Cadillac, you know he’s on the go On down to the ocean, oh, surfboard by my side He’s my V-12 Cadillac with delux power glide I check the ocean