NSFW Psychostick

Fuck [repeats for a seriously, incredibly long time]"Ladies and gentleman, Bill Manspeaker of Green Jelly:"Fuck [repeats, in the melody of "Three Little Pigs".]Fuck [repeats for a seriously, incred...

Obey The Beard Psychostick

Mustache NoSideburns NoGoatee MaybeBeard BEARDDo you feel aloneDo you feel neglectedNot doin' too well with the ladiesWell I got the solution for youLow self esteem GROW A BEARDAfraid to follow you...

Holiday Hate Psychostick

It's that time of year for goin' SHOPPINIt's that time of year for seein' GRANDMAIt's that time of year for lying to CHILDRENThat's right, Santa doesn't existIt's that time of year for hatin' FRUIT...

Jolly Old Sadist Psychostick

> Santa didn't keep his promise, so he's getting his cookies and milk NO MOREAll I wanted to get for Christmas was a Boba FettStill in original packaging, but Santa has abandoned meAnd I wanted ...

Jingle Bell Metal Psychostick

Joy to the world while you're decking all the hallsYa better watch out or we'll kick you in the ballsHere we come a-wassailing Feliz NavidadGrandma got run over by a reindeer fa-la-laCrush your bal...

Red Snow Psychostick

Freak x13My Red Nose The Cause Of All LaughterAround Here I Am Just A Goddamn ChauffeurFucking Santa Laughing And Not Do a ThingChoke On Blood When You Sing[Chorus]My Name Is Rudolph I Am The Sadde...

Revenge Of The Vengeance (Skit) Psychostick

Coming in about eight seconds Psychostick is... Revenge of the Vengeance.

President Rhino Psychostick

All hail President RhinoAll hail rhinoceros Commander-in-chiefAll hail President RhinoAll hail, all hailRepublicans think they got a solid economic platformRhinoceros has two hornsDemocrats want to...

H-Flat (Skit) Psychostick

Our tuning is soo boring!Down tune to make it heavy!Like this?Lower!Like this?Go lower!Lower! Lower! Lower!Like this?Lower! Lower! Lower!Beyond reasonBut I'm already tuned to G!Lower it to H!No! H-...

So. Heavy. Psychostick

This song is so heavyIt makes you want to headbutt a mountainThis song is so heavyIt makes razor-blades taste like candyThis song is so heavyIt makes you want to punch a tornadoThis song is so heav...

Dogs Like Socks Psychostick

I'm a dog and I like socks.I like socks.I'm a dog.I'm a dog and I like socks.I like socks.I'm a dog.Gimme that sock.Om nom nom.Gimme that sock.Om nom nom.We are dogs and we like socks.We like socks...

Super Legit OFFICIAL Teaser #2 Explode (Skit) Psychostick

Coming later this album...Get ready to shit excitementA titty-slapping good timeOne butt-puckering helluva rideYou're not fucking ready for...Digital Time Portal!Give your beanbag a flickYou're gon...

Quack Kills Psychostick

I'm being watched by a duckAnd with a little bit of luckI can move away and never fear againI saw his beak, he made a smirkThen he dunked his head to lurkAnd turned my blood to ice within my veinsI...

Blue Screen Psychostick

I can't believe it went down this wayI had so much left to saveI thought that we would last foreverBut now I'm taking it day by dayOh, what I'd give to have you againBut there's no way I can get in...

Danger Zone Psychostick

(Take the tires and light the fires. Go!)Revvin' up your engineListen to her howlin' roarMetal under tensionBeggin' you to touch and goHighway to the Danger ZoneRide into the Danger ZoneHeadin' int...

New To The Neighborhood (Skit) Psychostick

And now Bill Manspeaker of Green Jelly gets a visit from his new neighbors."I can't wait to meet our new neighbors""I'm sure they're delightful."[doorbell rings]"Hey!""Hi, we're your new neighbors....

Loathe Thy Neighbor Psychostick

Picture an elderly lady peeking through her blindsYou wave her a friendly hello while she glares with judging eyesHer glasses held by chains on pointy 1960s framesThey help her see your faults as s...

Choking Hazard Psychostick

"Hey, look at Kevin Stupid over here. He's choking cuz he's stupid!"First Aid...For ChokingStep 1. Ask, are you choking?(this is the universal choking sign)Step 2. Have someone call EMS ambulance, ...

Fight To The Death Psychostick

"Man, I am stuffed! Does anyone want this last piece of pizza?""I do" "I'll have it" "I called it" (all at once)I'm sure there's an adult way we can handle this""I'll fucking kill you!Fight to the ...

Bruce Campbell Psychostick

Bruce Campbell is the finest man to grace a silver screenAll the other actors just degrade his noble scenesThe Oscars should award him for his wondrous careerHold a town parade for him with each mo...

Trick Or Treat (Skit) Psychostick

And now Bill Manspeaker of Green Jelly gets a visit from some little trick 'r' treaters"What the fuck are you kids doing on my fucking lawn?!""Trick or Treat""Fuck you!""But Mister Manspeaker, it's...

Dimensional Time Portal (Skit, Kinda) Psychostick

"We are Psychostick!" "Ughh, what's with the feedback?" "I dunno what's wrong, I can't stop it." "Everyone's leaving" "Stop at the merch table on your way out" "What is that out there?"

The Power Of Metal Compels You Psychostick

Slap and pop to make them panties dropGuitar slides to slip 'em down the thighsDrum fills gonna make you squeal!Brutal screams gonna make you....scream!We release the power of brutal breakdownsThe ...