SHUT UP ALREADY NoFX

"Affection not dissection" "Meat is murder" "Animals are for petting" Oh shut up already I'm tired of you whining About poor little animals dying And the food they are supplying Because if a big

Intro NOFX

Unknown: Would you guys shut the fuck up and play a song already! Fat Mike: Oh, okay. El Hefe: I'm sorry.

PLEASE PLAY THIS SONG ON THE RADIO NoFX

We wrote this song, it's not too short, not too long It's got back-up voc's in just the right places It's got a few oohs and ahhs It takes a little pause Just before I sing the anthem Please play

Bath of Least Resistance NOFX

Too many words on the the tip of my tongue and I can never figure out When to speak when to shout when to shut up When to knock myself out I need a brainwash Gray-matter bath I need the clutter all Thrown

BUGGLEY EYES NoFX

Have you ever gone to sleep with Bo Derek And woke up with Bo Diddley? Have you ever gone to sleep with Bo Derek And woke up with Bo Diddley?

Forming NOFX

Rip them down Hold them up Tell them that I'm your gun Pull my trigger I am bigger than Rip them down Hold them up Tell them that I'm your gun Pull my trigger I'm bigger than Mr.

Pump Up the Valium NOFX

One time weekly rate 12 by 12 foot room Strapped down to the bed Now pump up the valium My mind is wide asleep My conscience deep awake The promises I keep Are not the ones I make I count the caustic

Total Bummer Nofx

trepidation Is it the drink or trepidation Watching all trains leave the station Watching all trains leave the station Left standing alone without a ticket Left standing alone without a ticket You light up

NO PROBLEMS NoFX

Sitting by yourself again No friends are near You got a needle in one hand And in the other one a beer You cant cope with life You can even get up Who's gonna help you?

Six Pack Girls NoFX

girls to lay My Friday night has washed away Beer bong has me wandering around Those girls don't look so bad after all Six pack girls Six pack girls Six pack girls Six pack So you pick her up

AUGUST 8TH NoFX

Birds sing there's not a cloud in the sky Yeah, August 8th is a beautiful day I see a bunch of hippies crying yeah August 8th is a beautiful day Like waking up from a real bad dream Suddenly everything

LOVE STORY NoFX

one way trip down memory lane As she awaits I don't wanna know Cheat me I don't wanna know Children play in the yard Mother stares at a wall Father says he's gonna be back late So don't wait up

YOU CAN GO YOUR OWN WAY NoFX

give you my world But how can I when you won't take it from me You can go your own way You can call it on the lonely days You can go your own way Tell me why everything turns around Backin up

Go Your Own Way NOFX

, baby I'd give you my world But how can I when you won't take it from me You can go your own way You can call it on the lonely days You can go your own way Tell me why everything turns around Backin up

Mr. Jones NOFX

Jones I get inside your bones I know how to make you tweak You soon will be my freak Because I know what you need I control your mind I roll up your sleeves I make ties that bind, I've got you You'll soon

DRUGS ARE GOOD NoFX

Want to fuck off, drop out Never trust a fuckin' hippie For that matter don't trust anyone Quit school, don't work Livin' up the music you punk If I could do it so could anyone Drugs are good

Perfect Government NOFX

'Cause there hasn't been a sign Of anything gettin' better in the ghetto People's fed up But when they get up You point your fuckin' finger You racist, you bigot But that's not the problem Now is it?

Party Enema NOFX

shoot it up. no one jammin' til the gin juice jigger jets. they say it ain't a party til the party enema, the party enema. you get a funnel tube, pour in a 40 oz.

ON THE RAG NoFX

It's that time of the month Again, your bitching Stop yelling at me I know you've got to plug Yourself up But why take it out on me Just leave me alone Stop yelling at me Leave me alone When

Stranger Than Fishin' Nofx

drugs Got some prescription drugs I ain't no musician I ain't no musician Some things are stranger than fishin' Some things are stranger than fishin' Yeah I know what I am Yeah I know what I am Chop up

TWO ON GLUE NoFX

Me and you At the party, two on glue Gonna get up going down We're just two on glue Turn this place into a den We're just two on glue Living large and getting small We're just two on glue Turn

I'm Telling Tim NOFX

"You better watch out you better not cry You better put out records DIY Cause it's not what you've done it's what you've been If you fuck up I'm telling Tim Take you out of book your own life part six

STRAIGHT EDGE NoFX

I'm a person just like you But I've got better things to do Than sit around and fuck my head Or hang out with the living dead Snort white shit up my nose Or passing out in all the shows Cause I

TOGETHER ON THE SAND NoFX

I jack off with my left hand Together on the sand We walked hand in hand On the beach front She smiled at me As she tightly held my hand I had my thumb up in her starbolt heard she music played

Pimps and Hookers NOFX

give it up for workin stiffs and those who sell their bodies,time and future the popular people who can shout and spread a catchy rationalization lets give a cheer for androids, robots, servants and their

MISTER JONES NoFX

My name is mister Jones I get inside your bones I know just how to make you tweek You soon will be my freak Because I know what you need I control your mind I roll up your sleeves I make ties

DYING DEGREE NoFX

Adding up subtracting down you find yourself sucking the rind Dying degree, graying amie Final payment made - had you forgot?

STUPID CANADIENS NoFX

Can Kill Us In Your Wars You Can Jail Us With Your Laws You Can Take Away Our Bodies But We'll Never Fit The Mould 'Cause you'll never have Our Minds And You'll Never Have Our Souls You Fill Us Up

Wore Out The Soles Of My Party Boots NOFX

cause I deserve a verbal beating from an audience bleating, and a melee with no concern Everybody wants to give a shit outta me, I won't give it but I'll give irresponsiveness Everybody wants to drag me up

TRUCK STOP BLUES NoFX

A truck stop in kansas With nowhere to To many days without any shows 5 cups of coffee As I just sit and mold It's 4 a.m. as I sip from my cup It's 5 a.m. the suns coming up My body has shifted

KILL ALL THE WHITE MAN NoFX

call himself civilized Cause he know how to take over The white man come to pillage my village Now he tell me I have to bend over Oh yeah, kill all the white man No I don't like the white man up

HERE COMES THE NEIGHBORHOOD NoFX

out of here "Do you want crack, do you need smack On the track do you want grass Smoke hash you white trash" You better watch out, you better watch out You better watch out, watch out I've had it up

Bang Gang NoFX

We don't care, cause we're in a gang Parties that we go end up in a bang Look at us funny and we'll shoot you dead While we're there we'll fill 'em with lead Of all the gangs, we are the worst

Pharmacist's Daughter NOFX

> Give her a call for demorol and amal nitrate I tell her dad don't worry sir we won't stay out late I'm in love with her the pharmacist's daughter She's got my love, I get her drugs Waking up in the

REMNANTS NoFX

through you Life on the edge of a razor Never knowing when you're to fall Sure as hell beats never gambling at all Life's too short to just barely exist Wide spread mediocracy Will suck you up

Lower NoFX

the top of the food chain The only battle I will fiercely fight Is one that hibernates inside my head Be the best, climb the ladder Do it better, higher, faster I refuse to participate If I go up

THE MORON BROTHERS NoFX

They'll ink your face, tape your eyelids closed Tabasco's in your mouth, there's mustard up your nose When your head is shaved you'll think the worst has passed Just try to move your leg they've

Moron Brothers NOFX

they'll bitch, they'll fuck you if you're rich They'll leach, they'll latch, they are the itch you can't scratch They'll ink your face, tape your eyelids closed Tabasco's in your mouth, There's mustard up

My Vagina NOFX

, [Original: I never thought I'd miss my vast difference] [Correction: I never though, I'd miss my vas deferens] I traded in for a pair of huge cans, Now I ge t to hang with lesbians, Operation paid up

STRANDED NoFX

Face the world, find out it stinks Don't come crying, Don't come crying Don't come cry to me I'm not your friend, I'm just your lover Don't put your faith, Don't put your faith in me You cut me up

TAKE TWO PLACEBOS AND CALL ME LAME NoFX

TAKE TWO PLACEBOS AND CALL ME LAME Can’t you see my soul worn on the second sleeve It’s going up for sale as soon as it gets saved Interrogation blues, once again I lose You don’t get to magnify

Thank God Its Monday NOFX

Im gonna tell you what I really think I like about Monday Cause they fell like Saturdays When you dont have to go to work, every day is a holiday I wake up when I want to, I do anything I wanna do Cant

Thank God It's Monday NOFX

> I'm gonna tell you what I think I really like about Mondays Cause they feel like Saturdays When you don't gotta go to work everyday is a holiday I wake up when I want to.

Theme From A NOFX Album NOFX

Now we're over 30, not lookin' so purty, At least we got a beat up accordion. That's Eric our drummer, His father's a plumber, He drank enough booze to get Rhode Island drunk.

Mattersville NoFX

Trashy, Mon, and Kev - they're staying up Making matters out of passing out... The California trash are going down... Do, do, do... Do, do, do, do, do... Da, da... Da, da... Da, da, da...

What's the Matter With Parents Today Nofx

Dad and mom, what planet are you from And what convinced you to pack up and leave? Doin drugs and asking me for hugs, what’s the matter with parents today? Not again, when will it end?

Louise NOFX

Treat my clit like bubllegum Bitch make me come It's time for bed she'll secure her head Between her thighs for a thorogh night suck Along whiththis she'll be driking her piss So louise don't have to get up

Dinosaurs Will Die NoFX

we all know Parastic music industry as it destroys itself Well show then how it's supposed to be Music written from devotion notabitchin, not for fame Zero people are exploited there are no tricks up

DINOSAURS WILL DIE NoFX

know Parasitic music industry as it destroys itself We’ll show them how it’s supposed to be Music written from devotion not ambithicin, not for fame Zero people are exploited there are no tricks up

She's Nubs Nofx

No fingers, no toes, she doesn't own elbows, No phalanges no knobby knees to knock She don't need knuckles or hands to go see punk rock bands She's always in the stands, she's nubs She can't pick up