FALLING IN LOVE NoFX

Blast oxygen masks, smoke filled cabin Depressurize, don't be afraid, hold onto me We're goin down, but not our love Death don't seem so bad, 'cause I'm with you My only love, so close your eyes

LOVE STORY NoFX

Partly owned tuder house Wooden white picket fence Mother waits for father In a backless dress Hardly used diaphram Put back into his case A one way trip down memory lane As she awaits I don't

Pharmacist's Daughter NOFX

> Give her a call for demorol and amal nitrate I tell her dad don't worry sir we won't stay out late I'm in love with her the pharmacist's daughter She's got my love, I get her drugs Waking up in the

HOT DOG IN A HALLWAY NoFX

She'll have another piece of pie She'll have a double reuben rye She works hard at eating well That's why I love her She's got a couple of pony kegs Her arms are bigger than my legs And when

Vincent NOFX

Starry starry night paint your palette blue and gray look out On a summer's day with eyes that know the darkness in my Soul shadows on the hills sketch the trees and Daffodils catch the breeze and the

EL LAY NoFX

Yeah, I met Slash, I've got a rose tattoo I bet I know way more people than you I just love this town, my girlfriend weights 84 pounds Met her at the Cathouse where I get in for free She pays the

KIDS OF THE K-HOLE NoFX

Everybody needs some time away Just stuck in the k-hole again An 18 hour holiday Just stuck in the k-hole again, just once again Mrs.

Kids Of The K Hole NOFX

Everybody needs some time away Just stuck in the k-hole again An 18 hour holiday Just stuck in the k-hole again, just once again Mrs.

MONOSYLABIC GIRL NoFX

yeah She's my monosylabic girl I take her to the university, she says huh I take her to anniversary, she says one I take her to jewelry store I say diamonds, she says pearl Oh everyone knows I'm in

Monosyllabic Girl NOFX

She's my monosylabic girl I take her to the university, she says huh I take her to our anniversary, she says one I take her to the jewelry store I say diamonds, she says pearls Oh everyone knows I'm in

The Black & White NOFX

Woke on the wrong side of the bed she can't remember what he said but she sure knew what he had done little choices in a, a little town maybe a, little man is right to be afraid biblic moralization

EAST BAY NoFX

I bet I got way more piercings than you I just love this town My girlfriend weighs 84 pounds Met her at the New Method wher I get in for free She don't pay rent neither do me (hey hey hey) When

KILL ALL THE WHITE MAN NoFX

himself civilized Cause he know how to take over The white man come to pillage my village Now he tell me I have to bend over Oh yeah, kill all the white man No I don't like the white man up in

Louise NOFX

She gotta silicone cock sticking in her ass and one in her cunt A butterfly vibrator straped tight to her clit But who's got the remote control That would belong to louise She's got a new pet a real vaginal

THE BLACK AND WHITE NoFX

killed the light he didn't wake his lovely wife He left the key inside the door woke on the wrong side of the bed She can't remember what he said but she sure knew what he had done Little choices in

WHATEVER DIDI WANTS NoFX

forget it You need someone to blame I'll say I said it Whatever Didi wants she's gonna get it I wouldn't climb the highest mountain Could get a blister, but almost anything I wouldn't throw coins in

Perfect Government NOFX

'Cause there hasn't been a sign Of anything gettin' better in the ghetto People's fed up But when they get up You point your fuckin' finger You racist, you bigot But that's not the problem Now is it?

Pimps and Hookers NOFX

go ask a PA minor breathing blackness smoking 3 pack camels loyal americans who love their collar colored for 40 hours a spade is still a spade, a collar is still a collar whether it be blue or white

THE DEATH OF JOHN SMITH NoFX

nothing but the best I feel it's my duty, my obligation to live up to the standards society suggusts So I'll keep on working for their benefit And I'll keep on drinking I'll keep on believing in

The Separation Of Church & Skate NOFX

Lost in a sea of combat boots, flush the bouncers with wasted youth When did punk rock become so safe? When did the scene become a joke?

The Decline NOFX

We're living in united stagnation Father what have I done?

Decline NOFX

We're living in united stagnation Father what have I done?

Lager In The Dark NoFX

Lager in the Dark Lager in the Dark Lager in the Dark Lager in the Dark Lager in the Dark Lager in the Dark Lager in the Dark Lager in the Dark Lager in the Dark Lager in the Dark Lager

THE DECLINE NoFX

truth Add the Bill of Rights Subtract the wrongs, there's no answers Memorize and sing Star spangled songs, when the questions Aren't ever asked Is anybody learning from the past We're living in

QUART IN SESSION NoFX

It's funny how nothing seems much fun Anymore to me now that I quit the drink 'Cause Soberness, it might be what I need But it's certainly not how I wanna be Nothing seems much fun anymore to me ...

YOU PUT YOUR CHOCOLATE IN MY PEANUT BUTTER! NoFX

you wear And you have really bad breath So were gonna beat you to death Because there is plenty of us And only one of you We've got plenty of reasons And here's just a few You put your chocolate in

You Put Your Chocolate In My Peanut Butter NOFX

what you wear And you have really bad breath So were gonna beat you to death Because there is plenty of us And only one of you We've got plenty of reasons And here's just a few You put your chocolate in

STICKING IN MY EYE NoFX

I look 'round, I only see outta one eye As the smoke surrounds my head, the sauna I hear the voices, but I can't make out their words Saying things, saying things that I got something sticking in

Stickin In My Eye NOFX

When I look 'round, I only see outta one eye As the smoke surrounds my head, the sauna I hear the voices, but I can't make out their words Saying things, saying things that I got something sticking in

EAT THE MEEK NoFX

wear wee don't bee longe Y mussed oui stay wear wee don't bee longe The factory mass producing fear, bottled, Capped, distributed near and far Sold for a reasonable price And the people, they love

Whoa on the Whoas NOFX

we never like to sing whoa's. we love whoa's. we're against whoa's. we hate whoa's. we prefer ahhhhh's and na na na na-na na's. of course yeah, yeah, yeah's are alright. between AFI and The Offspring i

Bath of Least Resistance NOFX

many words on the the tip of my tongue and I can never figure out When to speak when to shout when to shut up When to knock myself out I need a brainwash Gray-matter bath I need the clutter all Thrown in

STRANDED NoFX

your instincts Face the world, find out it stinks Don't come crying, Don't come crying Don't come cry to me I'm not your friend, I'm just your lover Don't put your faith, Don't put your faith in

Bang Gang NoFX

We don't care, cause we're in a gang Parties that we go end up in a bang Look at us funny and we'll shoot you dead While we're there we'll fill 'em with lead Of all the gangs, we are the worst

STUPID CANADIENS NoFX

You Sit In Judgement You Can't Be Wrong Your Infallible Power's Undeniably Wrong (chorus) You Can Kill Us In Your Wars You Can Jail Us With Your Laws You Can Take Away Our Bodies But We'll Never

Thalidomide Child NOFX

Got in the water, Got in the lead, Got in your head, They're all dead. Thalidomide child, Thalidomide child, Thalid-thalidomide child.

What's The Matter With Kids Today NOFX

"There's something wrong With the kids in my neighborhood They always listen to their moms They disregard civil disobedience They'd rather do what they're told They don't drink or fuck or fight

Pods and Gods NOFX

It's not that I don't belive in aliens It's just, I really dont care.

A200 CLUB NoFX

scratching Scratching my balls I don't like this feeling I don't like it at all Cause I got crabs, I got crabs, I got crabs I got those little fuckers biting and Sucking my blood There's crab eggs in

I LIVE IN A CAKE NoFX

I live in a cake The one that I make Don't wanna hear About my mistakes This is the chance I take I live in a cake The one that I make Try not to worry About what's at stake I'm on the take

PUNK GUY NoFX

GG, yet more PC than Ian Got colored teeth like Johnny Exudes a vicious disposition His hair sticks out like Colin' did, he jumps Similar to Springa, he points his middle finga Not just he singer in

NO PROBLEMS NoFX

Sitting by yourself again No friends are near You got a needle in one hand And in the other one a beer You cant cope with life You can even get up Who's gonna help you?

TOGETHER ON THE SAND NoFX

I jack off with my left hand Together on the sand We walked hand in hand On the beach front She smiled at me As she tightly held my hand I had my thumb up in her starbolt heard she music played

VANILLA SEX NoFX

obviously don't agree on what's obscene I have the right to choose what I Want to see and read Don't try to take away from me My right to privacy what I Do is no one's business but me So stay in

Party Enema NOFX

hangin' out in long beach. a lil' party in the sun, but ya just can't sit there smoking and drinking anymore. you got a new jive. all your friends are getting weird. ahhh!

SLOPPY ENGLISH NoFX

I play pool cause I'm no fool I play pool cause I'm cool I play pool after school I play pool all the time Cue in my left hand, beer in right I shoot and drink all through the night That sloppy

THE MORON BROTHERS NoFX

They'll ink your face, tape your eyelids closed Tabasco's in your mouth, there's mustard up your nose When your head is shaved you'll think the worst has passed Just try to move your leg they've

Moron Brothers NOFX

along with others They'll whine, they'll bitch, they'll fuck you if you're rich They'll leach, they'll latch, they are the itch you can't scratch They'll ink your face, tape your eyelids closed Tabasco's in

SOUL DOUBT NoFX

Sometimes I feel my life is going 'round in circles Beneath my eyes are bluish black There's nothing new, no one I wanna talk to Nothing I wanna think about, I got soul doubt I stick My head out

PROFESSIONAL CRASTINATION NoFX

got lots of time Put it off cause tomorrow sounds Much better than today Always late, not sometimes, occasionally Consistently, we're professionals Professional crastination we're living In