ALL HIS SUITS ARE TORN NoFX

Billy Cobin lost it all We knew he would eventually Some wonders why he took the fall Others just ask who the hell is he And why should we care for him?

Pimps and Hookers NOFX

resound everyone knew madison she came to hollywood a couple buttons short couldnt keep her story straight she had a drawer full of poisons, punctures, pictures of victims of course someone asks are

SCAVENGER TYPE NoFX

Gigin alone at the bottom of the hill Our protagonist named Bill Sets his sights on an anchor steam pint All he needs is thirteen quarters Congregated in his hat A crow, a scavenger type California

Idiots Are Taking Over NoFX

MENSA membership exceeding tell me why and how are all the stupid people breeding Watson it's really elementary the industrial revolution has flipped the bitch on evolution the benevolent and wise

THE HAPPY GUY NoFX

He's just a man getting through life the best he can He's a not a scientist, he programs a computer Before that he sold cars to pay a student loan now he receives pity From his family - his friends

Happy Guy NOFX

He's just a man getting through life the best he can He's a not a scientist, he programs a computer Before that he sold cars to pay a student loan now he receives pity From his family - his friends say

Iron Man NoFX

Has he lost his mind? Can he see or is he blind? Can he walk at all Or if he moves will he fall? Is he alive or dead? Has he thoughts within his head?

DROP THE WORLD NoFX

He won the race the judges concluded He was the betterman he'd come from victory A hesitation a one time show or place His self would not allow he had to be the best He had denied his urges cause

The Black & White NOFX

The Mr Earthy killed the light, he didn't wake his lovely wife he left the key inside the door.

THE BLACK AND WHITE NoFX

McCarthy killed the light he didn't wake his lovely wife He left the key inside the door woke on the wrong side of the bed She can't remember what he said but she sure knew what he had done Little

The Decline NOFX

Where are all the stupid people from? And how'd they get to be so dumb?

Decline NOFX

Where are all the stupid people from? And how'd they get to be so dumb?

BOB NoFX

He Spent fifteen years getting loaded Fifteen years 'till his liver exploded Now what's Bob gonna do now that he can't drink? The Doc said, "What were you thinkin' 'bout?"

JEFF WEARS BIRKENSTOCKS? NoFX

hear no hippy shit Don't tell me I'm closing my mind Don't wanna groove, don't wanna dig Don't wanna spend the day naked Don't like my music country fried He's got a tie dyed Rancid shirt He wears his

Jeff Wears Birkenstocks NOFX

wanna hear no hippy shit Don't tell me I'm closing my mind Don't wanna groove, don't wanna dig Don't wanna spend the day naked Don't like my music country fried He's got a tie dyed Rancid shirt He wears his

THE DECLINE NoFX

Where are all these stupid people from and how did they get to be so dumb Bred on purple mountain range Feed amber waves of grains To lesser human beings, zero feelings Blame it on human nature

FIVE FEET UNDER NoFX

5 feet under, he's got one foot in the grave Would you look at him I think he's lost it I don't think that he can be saved He's got a downpayment on his tombstone He's not alone his whole life

Stranger Than Fishin' Nofx

Got a no string guitar Got a no string guitar Got a sun beta head Got a sun beta head I'm a rock 'n' roll star I'm a rock 'n' roll star I ain't no musician I ain't no musician Some things are stranger

Dinosaurs Will Die NoFX

the fall I feel just ternble about' it, that's sarcasm, let it burn I'm gonna make a toast when it falls apart I'm gonna raise my glass abuv my heart Then someone shouts thats what they get For all

Pods and Gods NOFX

Martian men are coming to earth they're abducting all of the jerks, Martian men are coming to earth Martian men, don't take me Pods are landing from outer space Pods are duplicating my face Pods are landing

DINOSAURS WILL DIE NoFX

For all the years of hit and run for all the piss broke bands on VH one Where did all their money go don’t we all know Parasitic music industry as it destroys itself We’ll show them how it’s supposed

THE MALACHI CRUNCH NoFX

A lifeless body in the gutter, city streets are stained How do you rationalize, what do you see in your reflection?

NOWHERE NoFX

Our foreign policy To make the world safe for business Call it democracy Our human nature, it's all the same We spend our lives in the pursuit of happiness So stop the hate, open the iron gate

Herojuana NOFX

Light the match burn the flower Leave behind all the wrong Why be Sad when happiness can be bought for A little more than free modern Day prohibition Are we men? Are We children?

Three on Speed NOFX

all we need, a little methanphetamens.three on speed. a little subversality.what we do, is nothing you know about.who are you?

Bath of Least Resistance NOFX

Too many words on the the tip of my tongue and I can never figure out When to speak when to shout when to shut up When to knock myself out I need a brainwash Gray-matter bath I need the clutter all Thrown

Medio-Core NOFX

They were okay (okay) Not great (all right) But pretty good They played the songs I knew they would Some old Some new The same formula stays true We can conquer It's medio-core Sing Sing a song Make it

Bang Gang NoFX

We don't care, cause we're in a gang Parties that we go end up in a bang Look at us funny and we'll shoot you dead While we're there we'll fill 'em with lead Of all the gangs, we are the worst

Cheese/Where's My Slice NOFX

> It's been a long time Now it's time to get your bubble burst Things are bad enough in the world Why do you have to make them worse Day after day, you just gotta get it So sick and tired of your bitching

JAUNDICED EYE NoFX

all I see's a blur Is one color a virtue how can you be sure Ignorance the disease education the cure So how can you say that your proud of your race Proud of your gender Or proud of your faith

Timmy the Turtle NOFX

know he was Tim Timmy the Turtle He sang for The Grim Timmy the Turtle Ya know he was Tim Timmy the Turtle Too slow He sat in turtle goo Timmy the Turtle He's givin 'em hell Timmy the Turtle He's out of his

THE BAG NoFX

Endless evenings of non-exist Are getting shorter, monotonous Like an intruder, I belong outside Although I find myself right back The same place I was before Saying things I'd say once more There's

PUNK GUY NoFX

Crazier than GG, yet more PC than Ian Got colored teeth like Johnny Exudes a vicious disposition His hair sticks out like Colin' did, he jumps Similar to Springa, he points his middle finga Not

JOHNNY APPLESEED NoFX

Through word of mouth let it be known The man who spends his life on a mission, he's legendary Travelling from coast to coast He's the contemporary Johnny Appleseed He's making sure his garden

Perfect Government NOFX

And who the fuck are you, anyway? Who the fuck are they? Who the fuck am I to say? What the fuck is really going on? How did the cat get so fat? Why does the family die? Do you care why?

She's Nubs Nofx

I asked her if she want a drink, I asked her if she liked Toronto, I asked her to go out to the bar, but all she said was no thanks, no and no It was time for us to leave, so I grabbed and shook her

Franco Un-American NoFX

I never thought about the universe, it made me feel small Never thought about the problems of this planet at all Global warming, radio-active sites Imperialistic wrongs and animal rights! No!

DRUG FREE AMERICA NoFX

We belive in a drug free America A drug free America for me That's the way we belive The way that it should be Drug free America for me Like in Amsterdam where drugs Are bought and sold legally

Wore Out The Soles Of My Party Boots NOFX

Life is fast but I don't wanna live past you, cause you are my only roots I was the king of the drug booze thing now I've worn out the soles of my party boots So call me shit-faced Master of Disgrace,

FLEAS NoFX

My father used to say You sleep with dogs the next day You'll wake in the bed scratching Those inevitable fleas At ten years old You listen to what you are told But I never felt the itch I never

The Separation Of Church & Skate NOFX

The kids who used to live for beer and speed now want their fries and coke Cursing and flipping birds are not allowed, in fact let's keep noise levels down Must separate the church and skate!

DRUGS ARE GOOD NoFX

Want to fuck off, drop out Never trust a fuckin' hippie For that matter don't trust anyone Quit school, don't work Livin' up the music you punk If I could do it so could anyone Drugs are good

LOVE STORY NoFX

Partly owned tuder house Wooden white picket fence Mother waits for father In a backless dress Hardly used diaphram Put back into his case A one way trip down memory lane As she awaits I don't

JUST THE FLU NoFX

Looking back to the past, predictions of the end Unseen ultra violet rays are beating on my head Nuclear threat wanna bet will be our demise The day will come when we'll look to apocalyptic skies

Pump Up the Valium NOFX

One time weekly rate 12 by 12 foot room Strapped down to the bed Now pump up the valium My mind is wide asleep My conscience deep awake The promises I keep Are not the ones I make I count the caustic

Forming NOFX

Prez in his big white house Listen he sez we're coming out Infiltration, we're numbing your minds Concentration, we've done time Rip them down Hold them up Tell them that I'm your gun Pull my trigger

Party Enema NOFX

all your friends are getting weird. ahhh! it goes, "you ain't a shakin till the shit shot. shoot it up. no one jammin' til the gin juice jigger jets.

Intro NOFX

I, my throat's all -... Fat Mike (interrupts): I saw him do drugs and it, and it was looking like powder. El Hefe (in the back to Mike): I'll see that hand ... Melvin: ... WHAT?

SOUL DOUBT NoFX

Sometimes I feel my life is going 'round in circles Beneath my eyes are bluish black There's nothing new, no one I wanna talk to Nothing I wanna think about, I got soul doubt I stick My head out

Dad's Bad News NOFX

Dont believe a word your grandfather says Hes been classified grade a psychotic You can see it from the hole in his head A saner man would have used a bigger gun Degeneration ah ah ah ah The