What You Like About Me Guttermouth

beat me beat me anyway you want beat me up, beat me down, beat me silly why don't you hurt me hurt me now where its gonna hurt the most hurt me here, hurt me there call me call me back, call me now call

Whiskey Guttermouth

Do you know what I want No I don't think you know what I want yea Gotta think of me When I think about us I think about everything Give it back your out of time I've got a reason what was my crime

OLD GLORY Guttermouth

American flag waving high Protecting it I want to die I don't know about you man But I'd rather die Than live under communist rules Let 'em go ahead and try American flag, red, white

My Chemical Imbalance Guttermouth

straight-edge rather sucks There is no telling what could happen If my gang was on to me The bullets are a-shooting A shooting, shooting, shooting Paco plucked a pollo That he plans to eat Cluck, cluck

Flacidism Guttermouth

knows and nobody cares I've seen the sign "Don't feed the bears" I'm waging war from an easy chair Got no life, got no ambition Out of pills, flacid condition Oh, my boner's vanished Please, return to me

Scholarship In Punk Guttermouth

alcohol Be more like me and youll run the company To get a job was your intent But it seems irreverent When youre fifteen years Who the hell really cares All that counts is getting laid Hate her braces

NO SUCH THING Guttermouth

Wrap your legs around me baby I'll fill you with my love I'll be pullin' out my power pole girlie And show you what it does Most girls are afraid of me But once you give me a chance

Disneyland Guttermouth

Get pissed, you suck I know your kind I know the system I know it's not so fine I know the bees, I know the rains I know that logging can kill Oh, well, let's just go on Dumbo Profound, that's

UNDER MY SKIN Guttermouth

You're under my skin like needled and pins You really start to bug me But there is no end You're a bad bad drug Like the one you're hooked on Trying to addict me but something's' gone

Happy Loving Couples Guttermouth

(Originally by Joe Jackson) Happy Loving Couples I've just been to see my best friend He's got another girl Says she's just about the best thing In the whole damn world And he says can't you see what

What Then Guttermouth

Underage, in a foreign land Come to think of it, it was Japan Pickin' pockets, fillin' mine with yen Discovering machines that vend I'd like to leave, not 'til I find Machines that serve both beer and

P.C. Guttermouth

You know, what pisses me off more than anything is all these people who aren't exactly politically correct. Like the other day, I was out walking my Siberian-American huskies.

I Won't See You In The Pit Guttermouth

listen to me its a 100 degrees and still you've got your leather jacket on i know it sure looks nice like sugar and some spikes to be in vogue who cares if the heat is on you think your cause is valid

Foot-Long Guttermouth

> [Chorus:] I want to give you all of my foot long Unwrap my hot dog and place it in your bun Vacation without sun Cop without a gun That's what she told me So I guess there'll be no you She sees right

Twins Guttermouth

When I think of you I ponder all the things ah that we could do Like take-away some Chinese That's what we could do When I think of us And we'll make home brew And tell 100 strangers bout the two of us

1, 2, 3 ... SLAM!!! Guttermouth

Okay, here's the story about my mom and dad One was white One was black I bet you think you're glad I'm a half breed, my skin is fair yet tan I don't know what the hell I'm on So 1,

Sexual Abuse Guttermouth

I don't mind if you tie me down and fuck me all night long I don't mind if you straddle my face and sing your little song I don't mind if you claw my flesh with your manicured nails of glass I don't mind

Camp Fire Girl #62 Guttermouth

And she feeds herself the same ole crap she feeds to her iguana And she won't go to the bar God forbid that she drive a car And of course she will protest the war Chorus: I get excited when I see her You

Season Guttermouth

this is the season and i'll tell you something i gots a hard on and it aint for nothing this is the season to commit punk rock treason that bullshit detector works better than it ever did before (chorus

I'm Destroying The World Guttermouth

> Hey Mark, it's fourth and goal Why don't you get your Dad a beer And do us all a favor Get your punk ass out of here Dear I think our son's retarded He likes to read, not watch T.V.

Lemon Water Guttermouth

(chorus) What in the hell is wrong with people The deranged should be caged What is wrong with people That it couldn't be me Where their road ends It must be them can't you see Is fill it up with alcohol

Pee In The Shower Guttermouth

i'm not who you think i am. and i think you could use a head exam. and i know, i'm not allways right. but how can we make babies, if you won't spend the night.

Contagious Guttermouth

[Chorus:] One look at you is so contagious One kiss and mononucleosis Like a pit bull bite or staring at the sun One look is all it took to notice One kiss and you have left me joyless Like a fugitive

Shave The Planet Guttermouth

Because we're Americans We don't give a shit about each other We don't give a shit about the earth And all I want to do is rip you off And fuck you in the ass while you're not lookin' Because we're Americans

I saw the light Guttermouth

Sometimes I find I can't do the things to keep you Out of my mind I need a drug To help me forget you You can't deny this from me My pride I finally realized that you don't want me I saw the

End on 9 Guttermouth

Sometimes I let things get me down People tell me that I've got no future Not this time, I'm gonna prove them wrong I'm gonna screw them all and beat the system distinguish myself From the rest

MR. BBQ Guttermouth

BBQ Hey, thanks a lot doc my arm's feeling great Oh, by the way, could you pass the mouth watering pork rinds? O.K.

Up your bum Guttermouth

unfriendly faces Oi oi oi Oi oi oi cause I gotta believe Oi oi oi somethings gotta change this just ain't right ride the tube to the end of the line I got no job just plenty of time Call me

Secure Horizons Guttermouth

Yeah, I know, I pissed away alot of dough What a waste of time I spend every dime Future, arrestin' in the good times Not plannin' for a sound financial You gotta learn to diversify Livin life on the West

NO MORE Guttermouth

I'm crazy I'm out of my mind I said I'm crazy and you're out of time Oh yes, so crazy, so sick of your kind I said I'm crazy baby, and you're out of line Every time you look at me I realize

Ticket To Quebec Guttermouth

i'm proud to be an american the ones who dropped the bomb if we invade your country it won't take us to long the liberals think i'm crazy because i feel this way but i'm terrified of what they are thinking

She's Got The Look Guttermouth

> She likes to read, I like T.V.

Thought provoking sonic device Guttermouth

Got a thing or two I want to say Gonna knock you down if your in my way Don't want no peace or love and kindness All I really ever need is... Silence!

Chaps My Hide Guttermouth

the country side A side of flan, a marathon The pork's a little rare Blueberry tarts, then come wet farts The chaffing in my dairy air Bull leg strut, monkey butt Bull leg strut, monkey butt You

Lock Down Guttermouth

No matter how I try and try The dirt land on my head The push and shove of daily life The stupid thing I've said Have left me wishing I was dead and gone A silent party in my name a way to right

OATS Guttermouth

Welcome to my breakfast table this is what you'll find A different kind of breakfast food that leaves the real ones far behind What's the fucking deal, all these brand names all around They

Veggicide Guttermouth

Something's up Something's on my mind I try to go to sleep I try to pass the time What gives you the right To kill a harmless carrot Growing in God's sunlight You say they're best You say they're

Second DUI Guttermouth

sound a little tongue tied better swallow your pride 'cause you cant find a ride when you drink like a fish maybe you should not drive ill toot my horn as you pick up trash on the round a bout for the

Trinket trading, tick tooting,toothless, tired Guttermouth

the 7t's Dancing round in circle staring at the sky Spending hours on a corner trying to hitch a ride Your girlfriend is filthy and stoned out of her mind She hasn't had a shower since 1969 You

Looking Out For #1 Guttermouth

There must be someone out there Who's smiling down on me It's not really fair We all must choose a path I don't even care In rough to our demise Bestow no pity on me But I will never think twice Some

My Neighbor's Baby Guttermouth

late one friday night i thought i was going to die my head was still pounding from the night before we took some fry just before i laid down to go to sleep i heard that noise that little baby it drives me

Party Of Two (Your Table Is Ready) Guttermouth

that shit-eating grin how can i trust him hey who's that in the ten-gallon hat why should i vote for him it sucks big bucks americas conditioned with pride they hide their real ambition (chorus) let me

Surfs Up Asshole Guttermouth

i don't give a shit where you are from the valley some desert or kingdom come you read it in some surf magazine so you all wind up in hb first things first where do i start a sweet v-dub bus might be smart

Casserole of life Guttermouth

can't live without Life can only be What you put into it My life is my casserole And I want to fill it with fun, fun, fun, fun The versatile diversity of casserole is similar to living life

Asshole Guttermouth

I don't like the things you like And you don't like the things I like She don't like the things they like So who the fuck is really right See a skinhead at a show Let him know he's got to go Fuck

That's Life Guttermouth

The girls look really really sad Like a trucker who's breath Is smelling really bad From corn nuts and Cokes and cigarettes Like an only child Or kids who have turrets Like a high school reunion / a dead

HYPOCRITE Guttermouth

See you at church and I see you at school Say that you live by the golden rule But, look again, it's all a lie You're a hypocrite, and I don't know why You're a hypocrite and I don't know

TOILET Guttermouth

Now the time is here Toilet talk is what is near In an outhouse outside my pad My sense of smell makes me see red My dog takes a drink From the toilet which makes us think Toilet!!

Give me a gun Guttermouth

Give me a gun cause cause bombs and guns are really fun I've lost my job my moneys gone live like a slob I've got no home only streets to roam live so alone I'm barely alive I feed on cats to survive

Lucky the Donkey Guttermouth

down in mexico she had trienta margaritas trienta years ago her purse had just been stolen she had to make some cash for 50,000 pesos the donkey fucked her ass im so ashamed it made me