Room for Improvement Guttermouth

worthless mockery And when I look back I say never again But I seem to end up screwing myself more and more I just can't get it right, get it right I've been told before That I'm a loser heading for

The Next Faux Mohican Guttermouth

come here to leave one if the sky turns blue ill paint it black 'cause i 'cause i 'cause i i don't need... its ironic haven't heard from the spoon man alices chain she was squashed by a pumpkin making room

GHOST Guttermouth

Digging graves in my living room Red roses in full bloom A hanging lamp floats down the hall I believe in ghosts Though ghosts I never see Ghosts are in my house They're making fun

My Chemical Imbalance Guttermouth

Ah, there's gonna be a killing A killing, killing, killing Drugs are not for healing That guy just ate meat, a-wow!

Pee In The Shower Guttermouth

(chorus) just because i live like an animal my room smeels like a petting zoo. sometimes i go pee in the shower does not mean i don't love you. not me not me na-na-no not me not me maybe all your friends

Food for thought Guttermouth

I just want to eat some pills Little ones big ones get my fill Don't matter what kind cause I'll be buying them Up or down I rely on them Little red ones Quay ludes And the beauties I gotta get g...

She's Got The Look Guttermouth

likes to dance I'm drunk again, off come my pants She likes the boys in the band I dig the surf, she likes the sand When I come home late she's got that look I'm not talkin' 'bout that jordache look For

Generous portions Guttermouth

A pick me up for when I'm feeling down A cold one with a line to face the day... O.K. My dealers house is always on the way... I say...

Looking Out For #1 Guttermouth

around the world Or filling my life (chorus) If I had my way A beer from every land When your life is over And an eye on every girl You'll never have regrets And you time has finally come Looking out for

Teri Yakimoto Guttermouth

from Tokyo..She came here for 90 days by foreign exchange..

Ticket To Quebec Guttermouth

ticket to quebec (ha ha) its simple human nature the strongest will survive if the enemy shows up here we will be forced to vaporize a whole new generation pathetic education casting sympathetic views for

Octopus Hairpiece Guttermouth

stop people please while surfing in the ocean i somehow lost my hairpiece i watched my age increase as some pesky octopus took my tuft of manhood from me (chorus) duck diving for my hairpiece im searching

OATS Guttermouth

They raise the prices, raise my rent, but do not make a sound Now I'm getting older these changes in my life It's the Quaker man he's the one I give my hand He's the one who picks my wife for

Season Guttermouth

this is the season and i'll tell you something i gots a hard on and it aint for nothing this is the season to commit punk rock treason that bullshit detector works better than it ever did before (chorus

Party Of Two (Your Table Is Ready) Guttermouth

he's so tall he's so slim with that shit-eating grin how can i trust him hey who's that in the ten-gallon hat why should i vote for him it sucks big bucks americas conditioned with pride they hide their

JUST A FUCK Guttermouth

lots of space Six cans of beer to fuck See you later Thanks again Maybe we can just be friends All that space inside your head Makes me want to go to bed and fuck The love I have for

What Then Guttermouth

Pickin' pockets, fillin' mine with yen Discovering machines that vend I'd like to leave, not 'til I find Machines that serve both beer and wine Like an Irish man and a pot of gold Or a four leaf clover for

NRAA Guttermouth

(chorus) oh i wanna fight yea fight fight fight fight fight for my constitutional right to party and bear arms yea some wars are not worth the fight but that was 30 years before the beasties told me now

Whats the Big Deal? Guttermouth

if i cant shoot them ill start a forest fire watch em run right at my gun no need for oscar meyer thats a fine lookin piece of meat young man im ready for that one there yeh that ones

Lucky the Donkey Guttermouth

my mother fucked a donkey down in mexico she had trienta margaritas trienta years ago her purse had just been stolen she had to make some cash for 50,000 pesos the donkey fucked

A Day at the office Guttermouth

power cord got a little close to water edge And sent 10,000 volts down little Billy's spine He was only nine Better luck next time Woke up one sunday afternoon The families gone on a hunting trip for

Upside Down Space Cockroach Guttermouth

I've seen a lone finger waving in the air A simple celebration of self-despair The transmission means nothing This man is unaware All alone in the stadium surviving on welfare Denialism Working for the

End on 9 Guttermouth

Everyday I will attack the establishment Fishing without a license And I will drink wine befoe it's time Everything will be okay Sit at home and watch television Don't think anymore No time for

Camp Fire Girl #62 Guttermouth

birkenstocks I guess my head is filled with rocks Most of her friends are never happy That is unless they're bitchin She looks down up on my comrades like they're carcinogen She doesn't know what she's fighting for

Gusto Guttermouth

Chorus: Well I'm going for the gusto It's a well-known fact No I'll never look back No not because I'm supposed to Gonna have another beer No not because I'm supposed to Yeah I'm going for the gusto Most

Chug-A-Lug Night Guttermouth

another friday night Fuck no fuck no Its chug-a-lug night Here we go Here we go Chug-a-lug night Kissin' girls you don't know Here we go [x2] Beer is in my hair And vomits on my toes Here we go [x2] For

JACK LA LANNE Guttermouth

Blame it on La Lanne When something goes wrong That sweatsuited scapegoat For the exercising bomb Put the blame on Jack La Lanne He's our man My lawn turned yellow My goldfish died

Secure Horizons Guttermouth

Yeah, I know, I pissed away alot of dough What a waste of time I spend every dime Future, arrestin' in the good times Not plannin' for a sound financial You gotta learn to diversify Livin life on the West

Derek Guttermouth

matter of time I'm old enough to think So I'm old enough to drink I won't ebb with your tide Hide behind your X's, that is fine But keep it to yourself Don't you get it, admit it This phase is for

OLD GLORY Guttermouth

Let 'em go ahead and try American flag, red, white and blue Our government doesn't tell us what to do If you don't like living here Go somewhere else and stay a year You'll be glad for

Under the sea Guttermouth

If I lived under the sea sea sea I think it would be neat as it could be be be I could visit all the fish anytime I wish If I lived under the sea I could harpoon a whale put its blubber up for

Veggicide Guttermouth

up Something's on my mind I try to go to sleep I try to pass the time What gives you the right To kill a harmless carrot Growing in God's sunlight You say they're best You say they're best for

NO MORE Guttermouth

the line So just leave me, leave me alone My head is finally straight, so I can see where I'm going Take your silly problems back to someone new It's plain as night and day I'm not the one for

TOILET Guttermouth

Now the moment of truth comes in I'll fill that dog from the other end I hope that someday I will find A giant toilet of this kind It's drained with tile and coping and Free alva decks for

BRUCE LEE VS. THE KISS ARMY Guttermouth

Bruce and Kareem out shooting baskets for two points.

Marks Ark Guttermouth

don't vegans have cows for pets? Why? don't they keep them in their apartments?

Up your bum Guttermouth

gotta believe Oi oi oi somethings gotta change this just ain't right ride the tube to the end of the line I got no job just plenty of time Call me a wanker call me a bum I'm on the dole got time for

Second DUI Guttermouth

sound a little tongue tied better swallow your pride 'cause you cant find a ride when you drink like a fish maybe you should not drive ill toot my horn as you pick up trash on the round a bout for the

My Town Guttermouth

place you'll never come in last My town Is a place that's upside down My town Is a place you'll always have a full glass Once upon a time in a fabricated land There lived a town that was custom made for

What You Like About Me Guttermouth

gonna hurt the most hurt me here, hurt me there call me call me back, call me now call me later call me anything you want do you hate me cause i bash britney spears play the queers went to burger king for

Lemon Water Guttermouth

ready to puke when a small child sits next to me at the bar but that's ok because to me other people's kids are fine so it's no surprise that it's parents are ordering water with lemon and a root beer for

Disneyland Guttermouth

You know what I'd do I think it would be so grand We'll chop down the rain forest And build another Disneyland Who gives a hoot About the lungs of the earth I don't, so who cares Scew it, man, for

Thought provoking sonic device Guttermouth

for everything not nailed down When I was very young My folks would always say Mark go watch TV I couldn't disobey I did as they would say It started to control me I started to withdraw I didn't

My Girlfriend Guttermouth

makes me really sick when she's dancing in the pit with a tall boy in her hand she'll be rocking to the band that girl can take the heat and she'll never claim defeat till yer lying on the floor waiting for

MR. BBQ Guttermouth

I think it's about time for everybody's favorite pigs feet eating contest Ready? Go!!! Well, it looks like it's last years champion Mrs. Brown She's in the lead No, wait, it's Mr.

Walk Of Shame Guttermouth

In the hall late for class Night before still kickin my ass Forty-five till my mind is blown Forty minutes till I'm on my own Pulling in to the neighborhood Split a bindle and a jug of wine Another night

Gods Kingdom Guttermouth

I was down on my luck tired or working for my bucks So I bought a one way ticket on a 40 foot long bus This can't be happening to me I think It just a dream Halfway there I saw the glare this place

My Neighbor's Baby Guttermouth

down to fall asleep and i hear a noise i got that baby stuffed in a hefty ready to deploy my neighbors baby that pissed and screamed my neighbors baby worked like a dream my neighbors baby it can work for

Surfs Up Asshole Guttermouth

hb surfs up asshole x3 men in tight suits surfs up asshole x3 sure look cute the wax, the chicks ive seen blue crush gonna fuck that little bitch in the back of my bus its nice to have someone think for

Happy Loving Couples Guttermouth

) Happy Loving Couples I've just been to see my best friend He's got another girl Says she's just about the best thing In the whole damn world And he says can't you see what the little lady's done for