Give me a gun Guttermouth

Give me a gun cause cause bombs and guns are really fun I've lost my job my moneys gone live like a slob I've got no home only streets to roam live so alone I'm barely alive I feed on cats to survive

Foot-Long Guttermouth

> [Chorus:] I want to give you all of my foot long Unwrap my hot dog and place it in your bun Vacation without sun Cop without a gun That's what she told me So I guess there'll be no you She sees right

Whats the Big Deal? Guttermouth

its a 3 day weekend im loading up my truck got tons of beer might shoot a deer blow the shit out of a duck steve's got a crossbow jamie a shotgun anything that fuckin moves ready

OLD GLORY Guttermouth

live under communist rules Let 'em go ahead and try American flag, red, white and blue Our government doesn't tell us what to do If you don't like living here Go somewhere else and stay a

BRUCE LEE VS. THE KISS ARMY Guttermouth

I want to fight your brother Him, against me Let's kung fu!!

Upside Down Space Cockroach Guttermouth

minimum To the crematorium I'm goin' nowhere, goin' nowhere, I'm goin' nowhere Take me somewhere, take me anywhere Tubular socks sure fit well When they're new and they're fresh, but they, too, will

I'm Destroying The World Guttermouth

> Hey Mark, it's fourth and goal Why don't you get your Dad a beer And do us all a favor Get your punk ass out of here Dear I think our son's retarded He likes to read, not watch T.V.

Whiskey Guttermouth

Do you know what I want No I don't think you know what I want yea Gotta think of me When I think about us I think about everything Give it back your out of time I've got a reason what was my crime

OATS Guttermouth

Welcome to my breakfast table this is what you'll find A different kind of breakfast food that leaves the real ones far behind What's the fucking deal, all these brand names all around They

Pee In The Shower Guttermouth

i'm not who you think i am. and i think you could use a head exam. and i know, i'm not allways right. but how can we make babies, if you won't spend the night.

Lock Down Guttermouth

No matter how I try and try The dirt land on my head The push and shove of daily life The stupid thing I've said Have left me wishing I was dead and gone A silent party in my name a way to right

Shave The Planet Guttermouth

Because we're Americans We don't give a shit about each other We don't give a shit about the earth And all I want to do is rip you off And fuck you in the ass while you're not lookin' Because we're Americans

Use you mind Guttermouth

Don't tell me that there is nothing wrong It's right in front of you. If you just open your eyes You'll find necessity to change you don't have to be afraid but...

Up your bum Guttermouth

Worked all day go out get a pint tonight The mods show up on Camden gonna be a fight Oppression from society on my back Maggie you'll see Got no worries cause I got no quid In a neighborhood full

NO SUCH THING Guttermouth

Wrap your legs around me baby I'll fill you with my love I'll be pullin' out my power pole girlie And show you what it does Most girls are afraid of me But once you give me a chance

Primate Camp Guttermouth

Big Bang was a theory But now I pose a query But my query's like a question Unlike a man who picked his jeans Darwin started with crustations Add a dose of fornications sprouting trees, swinging tails

My Chemical Imbalance Guttermouth

Ah, there's gonna be a killing A killing, killing, killing Drugs are not for healing That guy just ate meat, a-wow!

Surfs Up Asshole Guttermouth

i don't give a shit where you are from the valley some desert or kingdom come you read it in some surf magazine so you all wind up in hb first things first where do i start a sweet v-dub bus might be smart

My Girlfriend Guttermouth

(chorus) My girl friend she makes me really sick she makes me really sick when she's dancing in the pit yea my girl friend she makes me really makes me really sick when she's dancing in the pit with a

Vacation Guttermouth

I never wanted to be in charge I was always told if I worked real hard I never really wanted to have a big car I'd always be a sucker And my life would pass me Take a minute to stop and listen Not everything

JUST A FUCK Guttermouth

the same Nothing in between the ears Just lots of space Six cans of beer to fuck See you later Thanks again Maybe we can just be friends All that space inside your head Makes me

Lemon Water Guttermouth

짝 There's a giant hole in my heart It closes all the holes And subdues my restlessness It hides all my boredom It enhances my personality But makes me order 3 orders of buffalo wings When I would normally

Contagious Guttermouth

[Chorus:] One look at you is so contagious One kiss and mononucleosis Like a pit bull bite or staring at the sun One look is all it took to notice One kiss and you have left me joyless Like a fugitive

Gods Kingdom Guttermouth

I was down on my luck tired or working for my bucks So I bought a one way ticket on a 40 foot long bus This can't be happening to me I think It just a dream Halfway there I saw the glare this place

UNDER MY SKIN Guttermouth

You're under my skin like needled and pins You really start to bug me But there is no end You're a bad bad drug Like the one you're hooked on Trying to addict me but something's' gone

P.C. Guttermouth

You know, what pisses me off more than anything is all these people who aren't exactly politically correct. Like the other day, I was out walking my Siberian-American huskies.

Thought provoking sonic device Guttermouth

Got a thing or two I want to say Gonna knock you down if your in my way Don't want no peace or love and kindness All I really ever need is... Silence!

NRAA Guttermouth

(chorus) oh i wanna fight yea fight fight fight fight fight for my constitutional right to party and bear arms yea some wars are not worth the fight but that was 30 years before the beasties told me now

End on 9 Guttermouth

Sometimes I let things get me down People tell me that I've got no future Not this time, I'm gonna prove them wrong I'm gonna screw them all and beat the system distinguish myself From the rest

My Neighbor's Baby Guttermouth

late one friday night i thought i was going to die my head was still pounding from the night before we took some fry just before i laid down to go to sleep i heard that noise that little baby it drives me

Second DUI Guttermouth

sound a little tongue tied better swallow your pride 'cause you cant find a ride when you drink like a fish maybe you should not drive ill toot my horn as you pick up trash on the round a bout for the

Looking Out For #1 Guttermouth

There must be someone out there Who's smiling down on me It's not really fair We all must choose a path I don't even care In rough to our demise Bestow no pity on me But I will never think twice Some

What You Like About Me Guttermouth

beat me beat me anyway you want beat me up, beat me down, beat me silly why don't you hurt me hurt me now where its gonna hurt the most hurt me here, hurt me there call me call me back, call me now call

Gusto Guttermouth

Chorus: Well I'm going for the gusto It's a well-known fact No I'll never look back No not because I'm supposed to Gonna have another beer No not because I'm supposed to Yeah I'm going for the gusto Most

Party Of Two (Your Table Is Ready) Guttermouth

that shit-eating grin how can i trust him hey who's that in the ten-gallon hat why should i vote for him it sucks big bucks americas conditioned with pride they hide their real ambition (chorus) let me

Generous portions Guttermouth

A pick me up for when I'm feeling down A cold one with a line to face the day... O.K. My dealers house is always on the way... I say...

Twins Guttermouth

brew And tell 100 strangers bout the two of us And I'll take the bus I want o sell my car off And your brand new bust Joined together at the hip How I wish we were Siamese (chorus) It's just you and me

Flacidism Guttermouth

knows and nobody cares I've seen the sign "Don't feed the bears" I'm waging war from an easy chair Got no life, got no ambition Out of pills, flacid condition Oh, my boner's vanished Please, return to me

Scholarship In Punk Guttermouth

You know I never liked high school Though it was my intent To land a scholarship in punk And avoid imprisonment Yeah my rules Thats the way it had to be Not scholastically involved Fill the girls with

GHOST Guttermouth

Digging graves in my living room Red roses in full bloom A hanging lamp floats down the hall I believe in ghosts Though ghosts I never see Ghosts are in my house They're making fun

I saw the light Guttermouth

Sometimes I find I can't do the things to keep you Out of my mind I need a drug To help me forget you You can't deny this from me My pride I finally realized that you don't want me I saw the

1, 2, 3 ... SLAM!!! Guttermouth

Okay, here's the story about my mom and dad One was white One was black I bet you think you're glad I'm a half breed, my skin is fair yet tan I don't know what the hell I'm on So 1,

Lucky the Donkey Guttermouth

my mother fucked a donkey down in mexico she had trienta margaritas trienta years ago her purse had just been stolen she had to make some cash for 50,000 pesos the donkey fucked

What Then Guttermouth

Underage, in a foreign land Come to think of it, it was Japan Pickin' pockets, fillin' mine with yen Discovering machines that vend I'd like to leave, not 'til I find Machines that serve both beer and

Octopus Hairpiece Guttermouth

stop people please while surfing in the ocean i somehow lost my hairpiece i watched my age increase as some pesky octopus took my tuft of manhood from me (chorus) duck diving for my hairpiece im searching

Veggicide Guttermouth

Something's up Something's on my mind I try to go to sleep I try to pass the time What gives you the right To kill a harmless carrot Growing in God's sunlight You say they're best You say they're

Chug-A-Lug Night Guttermouth

> There was smoke on the water A little fire in the sky If i hear that song one more time I'll stick a fork right in my eye Another round and a pickled egg A truck pulled up with a 100 kegs Just another

Room for Improvement Guttermouth

I will never be Something other than a worthless mockery And when I look back I say never again But I seem to end up screwing myself more and more I just can't get it right, get it right I've

Wasted Lives Guttermouth

has kids they will have mongoloid heads wasted lives chino bred karin/kevin and his sister are newlyweds wasted (x2) wasted lives (x4) wasted lives more shock therapy don's crooked eye is terrifying me

I Won't See You In The Pit Guttermouth

listen to me its a 100 degrees and still you've got your leather jacket on i know it sure looks nice like sugar and some spikes to be in vogue who cares if the heat is on you think your cause is valid