I Hate You, I Love You Dead Milkmen

What am I gonna do When I get next to you Wanna hold you close to me But you bring me misery I hate you but I love you I hate you but I love you Let's go to see a show Where to, well I don't

Tiny Town Dead Milkmen

Hello, my name is Billy Bob and I don't give a damn I got myself some white sheets from the Ku Klux Klan I got myself a daughter and she's a mongoloid Because I married my sister and our gene pool's

The Big Sleazy Dead Milkmen

It's a long way to Anchorage But that's where I'll go with you We'll travel so far, dear To escape that Morning Zoo I hate MMR I hate YSP I do not like Grateful Dead So just don't talk to me I

Brat in the Frat Dead Milkmen

I do not like you college brat I do not like you and your frat I do not like you at the shore I do not like you drunk on Coors I do not like you average life Hope you do not take a wife I hope you

Earwig Dead Milkmen

Your ears fell off in the parking lot Your blood's still dripping, God I hope it clots You say you're okay but we know you're not Your eyes went crossed, do you see spots?

If You Love Somebody Set Them on Fire Dead Milkmen

You know that it would be untrue You know that I would be a liar If I were to say to you I didn't set your house on fire But it's just the way I am You'll have to take it for a fact Life can really

Swampland of Desire Dead Milkmen

I will trim your fir trees And I will light your fire And I will wrestle alligators In your swampland of desire And I will come upon you Like lightning from above And I will plant my feet into

(Theme from) Blood Orgy of the Atomic Fern Dead Milkmen

You are invited To Blood Orgy of the Atomic Fern You are invited So bring something we can burn You are invited You might wanna bring some extra towels Just incase someone Happens to get disemboweled

Tiny Town (Live) The Dead Milkmen

"Hello, my name is Billy Bob and I don't give a damn I got myself some white sheets straight from the Ku Klux Klan I got myself a daughter and she's a Mongoloid Because I married my sister and our gene

Tiny Town The Dead Milkmen

"Hello, my name is Billy Bob and I don't give a damn I got myself some white sheets straight from the Ku Klux Klan I got myself a daughter and she's a Mongoloid Because I married my sister and our gene

Filet of Sole Dead Milkmen

Filet of sole baby Is my favorite dish Filet of sole baby When the dish is fish Cause oh, I lose control When you serve filet of sole Now your cooking baby Got an appetite Said your cooking

V.F.W. Dead Milkmen

Fucked up world We're all veterans of a fucked up world Fucked up world We're all veterans of a fucked up world Neighbors try to run me down Because I'm such a mess Maybe it's cause of the way I

Beach Song Dead Milkmen

Sand is hurting my tender feet The air smells like rotting fish and solarcaine I hate the people on the beach With their towels and umbrellas They're so zany I don't wanna be on the beach No!

Anderson, Walkman, Buttholes, and How! Dead Milkmen

We've got to get together And we've got to save the snails Let's board the purple space ships Before they set sail I want a Yes reunion And you know I want one now No more Anderson, Walkman, Butthole

Take Me Apart Dead Milkmen

After two years and two hundred thousand tears To have it end this way The people on the hill I know they're up there still Cause we were giants in those days And I was always the one Who said

Do the Brown Nose Dead Milkmen

And welcome to PJ's Astrological Love Lounge. We are Lester Shy and the Shyphonics. My name is Lester Shy, and these fine gentlemen all around me - why they're The Shyphonics.

The Pit Dead Milkmen

Are you ready Dave? Uh-huh. Malory? Ok. Joe? I don't know. Well, great... Let's GOOO!!!

Moron Dead Milkmen

Walkin' down on old South Street Say hello to the kids you meet If knowing you is such a treat Then why are you a moron?

Laundromat Song Dead Milkmen

Soap and quarters and bleach and laundry Are the words I use at the laundromat Reading the news, and watching the people That's what I do at the laundromat At the laundromat my heart grows fat

Life is Shit Dead Milkmen

I ran into a friend of mine Said he was gonna take some words and make them rhyme I said "You can fool some of them some of the time, But you can only fool half them all of the time" He said "Yes

Bleach Boys Dead Milkmen

I've got some buddies and we all drink bleach You know we practice what we preach We're not a drunken bunch of frat-boys Trashed on beers Or a stoned bunch of hippies With no careers I wanna drink

I Hear Your Name Dead Milkmen

Across the sea, across the sea That's where your hand was taking me Going to places that I've never been I hear your name Someone's calling your name I better go now Someone's calling your name

Silly Dreams Dead Milkmen

I had a dream you came back to my house You changed your mind I had a dream you came back to my house To spend some time You said you'd only stay a week And brought two cats for me to keep And

BIT 5 Dead Milkmen

Now, you wanna talk about bladder problems, then the man you wanna talk to will probably be my cousin Earl. I guess you all know Earl. He lives out on Route 13 out on that maggot farm.

I am the Walrus Dead Milkmen

Hey you kids! Cut that crap out! Hey come back here! I know who your parents are! You wouldn't do this if Nixon was in the white house! Come on! I'm the walrus, dammit!

My Many Smells Dead Milkmen

Sometimes I smell like a barrel of rotting fruit Stinking up the jungle under the hot tropical sun Other times I smell like thick black swamp-water Backed up into your toilet on a warm summer day

Fifty Things Dead Milkmen

us all he was gonna have a baby But Jeannie said "Paul can't do that" So Paul got mad and left in a hurry Now Jeannie's sure he forgot his hat I've got fifty things to do But I'll get back to you

I Tripped Over the Ottoman Dead Milkmen

They call me Robert Petry and I live in New Rochelle With my wife Laura and son Richie But now my life's a living HELL 'Cause I tripped over the ottoman one too many times I tripped over the ottoman

Stuart Dead Milkmen

You know what Stuart? I like you. You're not like the other people here in the trailer park. Oh no, don't get me wrong, they're fine people, good Americans.

Happy Is Dead Milkmen

Happy is the bride The sun shines down upon Happy is the corpse The rain falls down upon You say I'm happy You know that can't be true Cause I won't be happy Till I annihilate you Like some

BIT 4 Dead Milkmen

Now I understand some of you don't know Sarah Jane, so I'll tell you a little bit about her. She's a lesbian Eskimo midget albino.

The Secret of Life Dead Milkmen

I saw a cigar shaped flying ship It landed outside on my lawn You poked your head out of a door And said, "Hurry up get on."

The Badger Song Dead Milkmen

Out in the woods Up to no good I want to make friends with the badger The woodchuck likes me We smoke PCP I want to make friends with the badger I mean it!

Lucky Dead Milkmen

steering wheel Prom date pukes on her brand new dress Wonders who'll clean up the mess His car skids goes off the road Hits a tree and then explodes Death was quick painless they say Hope when I

Punk Rock Girl Dead Milkmen

One Saturday I took a walk to Zipperhead I met a girl there And she almost knocked me dead Punk rock girl please look at me Punk rock girl what do you see?

Tacoland Dead Milkmen

There's a place In San Anton Where I can go Tacoland It's a panacea Tacoland Their always glad to see ya You'll understand When you go On Down to Tacoland When I feel My world is lost

Jellyfish Heaven Dead Milkmen

Gotta go somewhere When you will die So why not see the world Through jellyfish eyes Jellyfish heaven Where jellyfish go To get away from Mormons And punk Eskimos Jellyfish heaven Is a lot

Big Time Operator Dead Milkmen

Gather round me everybody Let me tell you who I am 'Cause I'm a big time operator And they call me High Hat Sam I'm a big time operator Operating through the land Got a thousand pretty ladies

Nitro Burning Funny Cars Dead Milkmen

Let's go dancing in a dioxin dump Test our love let's press our luck Let's get sick and have our stomachs pumped Let's go dancing in a dioxin dump This world is full of people who Spend their

Gorilla Girl Dead Milkmen

Gave to the gorilla girl Gobs and gobs of love No one else would touch that girl Unless they wore a glove Gifted was this girl of mine Great knowledge could she grasp But once she ate a golf pro

Earwig The Dead Milkmen

Your ears fell off in the parking lot Your blood's still drippin', God, I hope it clots You say you're okay but we know you're not Your eyes went crossed do you see spots?

Beige Sunshine Dead Milkmen

Open your eyes to a wicked surprise You'll lose your mind if you just step inside They say even Bambi was corruptible The flu's coming, yes are you susceptible?

The Fez Dead Milkmen

You have angered the volcano god I'd like to help you son, but you smell like a goat Ha ha ha ha Chonga the goat boy's in the village again Chonga the goat boy's in the village again He's frightening

BIT 3 Dead Milkmen

I think he's a history professor. The other day he told me the wildest story about the history of jewelry. Anyway, come nightfall we all love to sit on the porch.

Six Days Dead Milkmen

So sunny and bright So clean and good for you It don't feel right Six days We'll be away from here We'll steal a car Hijack a plane I've been to Denver 8 miles high I didn't like it And you

City of Mud Dead Milkmen

Built ourselves a city And we made it out of mud Dried it off this morning Out there in the desert sun And we never do no working Just sit and watch TV Well, I finally found a city Full of people

I'm Flying Away The Dead Milkmen

I'm getting on a plane Early in the morning I'm getting on a plane Let this be a warning Meet me at the airport Flight 11-41 'Cause I'm flying away To the one I love I'll be at your place

If I Had a Gun Dead Milkmen

Would I be amused Would you be impressed That I had the power To put a hole into your chest?

Take Me to the Specialist Dead Milkmen

I like to scream I like to yell They say I'm sick And I need help The specialist won't hurt me He's not like the nuns He's got a lot of pretty pills I think I'll take some yellow ones Take me

Swampland of Desire The Dead Milkmen

I will trim your fir trees And I will light your fire And I will wrestle alligators In your swampland of desire And I will come upon you like Lightning from above And I will plant my feet into