Today I don t feel like doing anything
I just wanna lay in my bed
Don t feel like picking up my phone,
so leave a message at the tone
Cause today I swear I m not doing anything
I m gonna kick my feet up then stare at the fan
Turn the TV on, throw my hand in my pants
Nobody s gon tell me I can t
I ll be lounging on the couch just chilling in my Snuggie
Click to MTV so they can teach me how to dougie
Cause in my castle I m the freaking man
Oh yes, I said it, I said it
I said it cause I can
Today I don t feel like doing anything
I just wanna lay in my bed
Don t feel like picking up my phone,
so leave a message at the tone
Cause today I swear I m not doing anything
Nothing at all, nothing at all
Tomorrow I ll wake up, do some P90X
Find a really nice girl,
have some really nice sex
And she s gonna scream out
This is great
(Oh my god, this is great)
Yeah, I might mess around
And get my college degree
I bet my old man will be so proud of me
But sorry pops, you ll just have to wait
Oh yes, I said it, I said it
I said it cause I can
Today I don t feel like doing anything
I just wanna lay in my bed
Don t feel like picking up my phone,
so leave a message at the tone
Cause today I swear I m not doing anything
No, I ain t gonna comb my hair
Cause I ain t going anywhere
No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no
I ll just strut in my birthday suit
And let everything hang loose
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah
Oh, today I don t feel like doing anything
I just wanna lay in my bed
Don t feel like picking up my phone,
so leave a message at the tone
Cause today I swear I m not doing anything
Nothing at all
Nothing at all
Nothing at all